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18 hours ago, Degenerategambler said:

I predict the winner will be the person with the least personality.

Stand up Andy Murray you cunt.

Most probably, after quite a successful year for him, the miserable fucking bastard. You'd think he'd take a break from mirrors and crack a smile instead for once. The glum cunt makes Morrissey look like Keith Chegwin. 

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2 hours ago, nocti said:

Most probably, after quite a successful year for him, the miserable fucking bastard. You'd think he'd take a break from mirrors and crack a smile instead for once. The glum cunt makes Morrissey look like Keith Chegwin. 

Or "British hero" Chris Froome, another robotic bastard with a charisma by-pass.

Maybe he can look out his British passport, forget he's actually a Kenyan and come over from Monaco for a few days.

 

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It's not about 'Personality'. That one was skewered the year Steve Davies won it. It'd have made more sense to have given it to the fucking chalk.

No this is all about Gary Lineker's continuing pursuit of a career in standup comedy. Eddie Butler doing his John Gielgud portentous voiceovers and the BBC Sports Department taking industrial-size hits of LSD before giving is long, lingering close ups of Jessica Ennis' shoelaces, fast-cut into super slo-mo pictures of the balls-eys view of a Novak Jokovic serve and random long shots of Bramall Lane from a drone 6 miles over Sheffield on FA Cup 3rd round day.

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5 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

Totally irrelevant award given by a filthy corrupt organisation whose entire management should be hanged for treason.

And in all likelihood decided weeks in advance. Of the few times I've seen it, I've never seen a fucking look of genuine surprise on any of the cunt's faces.

Then again, that would actually require them showing some kind of emotion. The robotic, charmless bastards.

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Why can't they just call it "Sports Person who Won the Biggest Shit this Year Award"..??

Not fucking one of them has a single ounce of personality, at least it would be honest...

Shit we won the Davis... better give it to the Scot then...

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On ‎02‎/‎12‎/‎2015‎ ‎13‎:‎28‎:‎18, nocti said:

Most probably, after quite a successful year for him, the miserable fucking bastard. You'd think he'd take a break from mirrors and crack a smile instead for once. The glum cunt makes Morrissey look like Keith Chegwin. 

'The glum cunt makes Morrissey look like Keith Chegwin'

Brilliant! Made my night that has.

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