Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ape, you've one very very gay imagination. What else do you imagine, frottering yourself off under your spunky newspapers in your skip? Stickers sticking you?The Proph M arse-barfing your own seed back into your eager nostrils ? Fucking any Cunts guess. I just assumed that your name referred to the regular presence of other men's cocks in your hand. The spunk in the mouth business was a bit of conjecture I admit, although it's probably true..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Scotters, does this story end with you waking up a day later, stark bollock naked in a Travelodge bath tub, minus a kidney? If only, deccs. My kidneys are probably about as much use as my liver, I doubt the most skilled surgeon would even recognise them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 16 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd say your imaginations are a perfect match for each other. Why don't you both get on Grindr, meet up, and go to imagination land together, armed with butt-plugs, dildos and a cage of small rodents. Why not indeed. It's not as if Mrs Cockfingers is giving me any action - I've a better chance off some quivering nancy. Ape, let's hook up outside Bill's club- I really really promise I won't totally kill you with a tyre iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 34 minutes ago, MikeD said: It's all gone a bit Elton tonight, hasn't it? What Elton John = Wron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tell you what Nell, give me the address and I'll ask a couple of my brothers to go and give it a once over. I'm sure they'll make an offer she can't refuse. Torch the fucker and claim on the insurance. Pay off CG's 'brothers' - win win!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Why not indeed. It's not as if Mrs Cockfingers is giving me any action - I've a better chance off some quivering nancy. Speaking of quivering nancy's, where is Frank this evening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 hour ago, scotty said: If only, deccs. My kidneys are probably about as much use as my liver, I doubt the most skilled surgeon would even recognise them. Down Bill's club, sorting great draughts of poppers and having a gay ole time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 29 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Torch the fucker and claim on the insurance. Pay off CG's 'brothers' - win win!! Spoken like a true gyppo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I've heard plenty of horror stories about these theiving cunts. Funny thing is, I know a few people in the car trade and not one of them knows what they do with the cars they buy. If you need another reason to hate them, that fat ball of shit James Corden does the voice overs on their adverts. Oh, and while I'm at it, it's quickly and easily, not sell your car quick and easy, you illiterate cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 30 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I've heard plenty of horror stories about these theiving cunts. Funny thing is, I know a few people in the car trade and not one of them knows what they do with the cars they buy. If you need another reason to hate them, that fat ball of shit James Corden does the voice overs on their adverts. Oh, and while I'm at it, it's quickly and easily, not sell your car quick and easy, you illiterate cunts. Very true doc. My mrs was watching that godawful film of the four musketeers this evening. Just when I thought it couldn't possibly get any worse, james corden showed up in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 ...I mean in the film, not the wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 11 hours ago, MikeD said: Or a car she then can't find? I've long suspected that the QC in Quincy Cockfingers would more aptly stand for Quentin Crisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I've long suspected that the QC in Quincy Cockfingers would more aptly stand for Quentin Crisp. It's Quite Cuntish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 52 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's Quite Cuntish That would suit us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's Quite Cuntish Or Quietly Confident (of death from cirrhosis by 40) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 22 hours ago, Decimus said: Scotters, does this story end with you waking up a day later, stark bollock naked in a Travelodge bath tub, minus a kidney? Travelodge? You'll be fucking lucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Or Quietly Confident (of death from cirrhosis by 40) Very good. You're free to draw from the whole series of sherry adverts, all being 25 years plus IP rights expired, poaching fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 19 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's Quite Cuntish It's Queer Cunt as far as I'm concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 You should have removed the VW badge and it might have increased in value. People aren't interested in Kraut cheat machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 7 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You should have removed the VW badge and it might have increased in value. People aren't interested in Kraut cheat machines. Unless you're Flava Flav stupid out of touch old stupid fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Unless you're Flava Fav. stupid out of touch old stupid fucking cunt Fuck off, you pile of shit Queer Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fuck off, you pile of shit Queer Cunt Did anyone order a half shandy? I didn't. Serve your piss weak shite elsewhere you watery fucking cunt . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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