Guest Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 All over the fucking radio and TV now, the irritating warbling of mega-cunts. Happy Christmas my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I was hoping that Cliff would've been fully fucking yewtree'd by now so I didn't have to run the risk of hearing mistle toe and wine this year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Same cunts, same songs, every fucking year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I was hoping that Cliff would've been fully fucking yewtree'd by now so I didn't have to run the risk of hearing mistle toe and wine this year. I hear he's being investigated again so hopefully he'll soon be in prison suffering death by anal destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Hate Fairytale of Christmas with passion The only ones I do like is Chris Rea's Driving home for Christmas and Gautede by Steeleye Span. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 8 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: Happy Christmas my arse. I pray God it's your last! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Best christmas present ever, profb losing internet connection for ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Portugal surely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Best christmas present ever, profb losing internet connection for ever. Due to a fatal electrical power surge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Yesterday was the 1st one I heard,fucking Elton the bender whining on about stepping into dog shit or something or other,last year Boots played 'driving home for christmas' on 31st October and it was 21 fucking degrees outside.Santa is a cunt and I fucking hate that a 2 day religious festival that most people don't give a shit about interrupts a fucking fortnight of normal life,jingle bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 47 minutes ago, neil298 said: Yesterday was the 1st one I heard,fucking Elton the bender whining on about stepping into dog shit or something or other,last year Boots played 'driving home for christmas' on 31st October and it was 21 fucking degrees outside.Santa is a cunt and I fucking hate that a 2 day religious festival that most people don't give a shit about interrupts a fucking fortnight of normal life,jingle bollocks I'll make allowances for you being an absolutely miserable cunt by assuming that before posting this, you hadn't cracked one out since a grand total of four minutes before typing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 To quote the great Wilko Johnson "there's no such thing as happiness,just lesser shades of melancholy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll make allowances for you being an absolutely miserable cunt by assuming that before posting this, you hadn't cracked one out since a grand total of four minutes before typing. And it costs a fucking fortune,at least wanking is free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 3 minutes ago, neil298 said: And it costs a fucking fortune,at least wanking is free! That depends where you're doing it. There's a hefty price to be paid if, for example, you end up getting caught whilst cracking one off in an adventure playground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Fuck it!,that was YOU watching me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 15 hours ago, Decimus said: That depends where you're doing it. There's a hefty price to be paid if, for example, you end up getting caught whilst cracking one off in an adventure playground. (Prison) compound interest ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 I'm hanging up my sex-slave on the wall - or I would be, if I wasn't being constantly interrupted by a load of Mistletoe and whiny bollocks blaring out from every radio and department store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 On 01/12/2015, 18:48:41, camberwell gypsy said: The only ones I do like is Chris Rea's Driving home for Christmas and Gautede by Steeleye Span. For fucks sake. Have you no taste. Chris fucking Rea is Andy Murray's personal boring personality coach. His songs are so depressing, they make Leonard Cohen sound like Bucks Fizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 1 minute ago, Manky said: For fucks sake. Have you no taste. Chris fucking Rea is Andy Murray's personal boring personality coach. His songs are so depressing, they make Leonard Cohen sound like Bucks Fizz. Well I like him so ya boo, bucks fizz to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well I like him so ya boo, bucks fizz to you You liked the Jeff Goldblum ad and now you like Chris Rea. You're pushing your fucking luck, gypsy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well I like him so ya boo, bucks fizz to you I am staggered by that vitriolic riposte. Are you Decimus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 1 minute ago, Manky said: I am staggered by that vitriolic riposte. Are you Decimus? She's a mellow soul. Until she loses the plot, then we're all cunts and bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well I like him so ya boo, bucks fizz to you I would have thought that Jonah Lewie was more your bag Gyps.....you know that tripe about marching with the cavalry....very festive and sad at the same time......he always reminded me of how a thieving gypsy cunt should look like. I really and I mean really fucking hate that one with the pogues in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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