Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Last week I required a doctor to examine what I suspect is a trapped nerve in my neck. Upon ringing for an appointment after listening to Greensleeves for an age, only to be told that they didn't have any bookable appointment slots and to ring back first thing Monday morning. Fucking NHS has either gone down the pan or their are too many old cunts, dole merchants and migrants taking up valuable appointment space that should be reserved for people like me that pay their taxes and NI and actually finance this farce of a service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Got to get your priorities right, The government is in favour of replacing Trident at a cost of around £167 billion. This money would be enough to fully fund A&E services for 60 years, employ 250,000 new nurses, or employ tens of thousands of doctors. But we desperately need trident so bollocks, you will just have to wait for an appointment. Although apart from France the rest of Europe don't seem to need them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 The problem is Drew is that the majority of people booking appointments dont need to see a Dr. Any gp and nurse will tell you that 70% of what they see is crap. I worked in primary care for 8 years and believe me, it was a joke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Got to get your priorities right, The government is in favour of replacing Trident at a cost of around £167 billion. This money would be enough to fully fund A&E services for 60 years, employ 250,000 new nurses, or employ tens of thousands of doctors. But we desperately need trident so bollocks, you will just have to wait for an appointment. Although apart from France the rest of Europe don't seem to need them. Obviously more lying bastards will have their pockets lined replacing Trident than will helping the NHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 I like Trident. Maybe I should see my GP about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Trident is just post-colonial dick-wagging for the once-Great Britain. A bit like the Monarchy. Probably why Manky likes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: Got to get your priorities right, The government is in favour of replacing Trident at a cost of around £167 billion. This money would be enough to fully fund A&E services for 60 years, employ 250,000 new nurses, or employ tens of thousands of doctors. But we desperately need trident so bollocks, you will just have to wait for an appointment. Although apart from France the rest of Europe don't seem to need them. Yes just what the NHS needs. Ever more 'pie-in-the-sky' amounts of money diverted from other budgets, because, well it's the NHS innit...grand institution....world class healthcare.....nurses...salt of the earth. They're all riding the monolithic graytrain, whilst invoking the spirit of Nye Bevan, when we don't automatically confer sainthood on nurses and junior doctors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Trident is just post-colonial dick-wagging for the once-Great Britain. A bit like the Monarchy. Probably why Manky likes it. Some angst-ridden teenage cunt will probably hack it and blow us all to fuck because their parents won't buy them the latest fucking I-phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 You don't 'pay' your taxes, they take them, you don't get a choice. You don't see your tax money, it was never yours in the first place. The tax money isn't being spent on the NHS, it's paying the 'debt' So you have no right to bitch about anyone getting appointments before you. But yes, I agree it's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Last week I required a doctor to examine what I suspect is a trapped nerve in my neck. Upon ringing for an appointment after listening to Greensleeves for an age, only to be told that they didn't have any bookable appointment slots and to ring back first thing Monday morning. Fucking NHS has either gone down the pan or their are too many old cunts, dole merchants and migrants taking up valuable appointment space that should be reserved for people like me that pay their taxes and NI and actually finance this farce of a service. Only a trapped nerve? I was hoping that it was something terminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Logan's Run had the right idea with that whole "Carousel" concept. For some reason I am now fighting back a tremendous urge to post pictures of Jenny Agutter's genitalia. Must resist... must resist...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Logan's Run had the right idea with that whole "Carousel" concept. For some reason I am now fighting back a tremendous urge to post pictures of Jenny Agutter's genitalia. Must resist... must resist...! Get it out of your system, Bawsy! Spotto will love it and admin will delete it. No worries, everybody is better for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Logan's Run had the right idea with that whole "Carousel" concept. For some reason I am now fighting back a tremendous urge to post pictures of Jenny Agutter's genitalia. Must resist... must resist...! agutters minge or jamie lee curtis's rack .. decisions decisions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Yes just what the NHS needs. Ever more 'pie-in-the-sky' amounts of money diverted from other budgets, because, well it's the NHS innit...grand institution....world class healthcare.....nurses...salt of the earth. They're all riding the monolithic graytrain, whilst invoking the spirit of Nye Bevan, when we don't automatically confer sainthood on nurses and junior doctors Was it you who I emptied a piss bottle into his gravy when he called me a curly haired whore on the recovery ward years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 33 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: agutters minge or jamie lee curtis's rack .. decisions decisions ALL THREE!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Only a trapped nerve? I was hoping that it was something terminal. Probably a trapped nerve in his cock due to over zealous bishop bashing. Oh shit sorry, I thought you were talking about Fwank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Probably a trappe in his cock due to over zealous bishofelatiop bashing. Oh shit sorry, I thought you were talking about Fwank Actually i was trying to be my own Nobgobbler with a bit of self felatio. I wouldn't sink so low as to ask my coisin like Dix. Edited November 30, 2015 by Drew P Pissflaps fukking android delete dont wirk COUSIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was it you who I emptied a piss bottle into his gravy when he called me a curly haired whore on the recovery ward years ago? Only after you completely ignored me going into Rigor, as I passed a kidney stone the size of Somerset, whilst you chatted with your mates at the Nurses station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Got to get your priorities right, The government is in favour of replacing Trident at a cost of around £167 billion. This money would be enough to fully fund A&E services for 60 years, employ 250,000 new nurses, or employ tens of thousands of doctors. But we desperately need trident so bollocks, you will just have to wait for an appointment. Although apart from France the rest of Europe don't seem to need them. You're right eddie, we don't need nuclear weapons. If proof of that was needed, just look at Ukraine. They got rid of theirs quite recently , and I haven't noticed them having any problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 25 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Only after you completely ignored me going into Rigor, as I passed a kidney stone the size of Somerset, whilst you chatted with your mates at the Nurses station Well you did shove your hand up my dress Mr Cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well you did shove your hand up my dress Mr Cock God help the poor doctor who has to look up your dirty old homeless fanny when it starts falling apart. Mind you, it's been battered by your brothers for so long, there can't be much left of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 12 minutes ago, Frank. said: God help the poor doctor who has to look up your dirty old homeless fanny when it starts falling apart. Mind you, it's been battered by your brothers for so long, there can't be much left of it. I think you're mistaking me for your mum Fwank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 12 minutes ago, Frank. said: God help the poor doctor who has to look up your dirty old homeless fanny when it starts falling apart. Mind you, it's been battered by your brothers for so long, there can't be much left of it. Such graphic imagery, Francis. Have you been experiencing those Oedipal dreams of your poor old mum, again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Last week I required a doctor to examine what I suspect is a trapped nerve in my neck. Upon ringing for an appointment after listening to Greensleeves for an age, only to be told that they didn't have any bookable appointment slots and to ring back first thing Monday morning. Fucking NHS has either gone down the pan or their are too many old cunts, dole merchants and migrants taking up valuable appointment space that should be reserved for people like me that pay their taxes and NI and actually finance this farce of a service. It will most likely be the AIDS,in which case stop your fucking moaning you whinging cunt, appointments are fuck all good to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 1 hour ago, Frank. said: God help the poor doctor who has to look up your dirty old homeless fanny when it starts falling apart. Mind you, it's been battered by your brothers for so long, there can't be much left of it. Frank, were you masturbating when you were typing that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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