Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 A developer who plans to build a "Calais Jungle" style centre for 1000 immigrants near an English village which has a population of 100. What could possibly go wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Another do gooding cunt. Does he live in the village himself? I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit he doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Another do gooding cunt. Does he live in the village himself? I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit he doesn't. You cynical fucker! No, 35 miles away apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 1 minute ago, MikeD said: You cynical fucker! No, 35 miles away apparently. Typical "Lets bring them all over as long as they don't live near me" cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Locals outnumbered 10 to 1 by immigrants. Sounds just like Oldham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Typical "Lets bring them all over as long as they don't live near me" cunt. He said it'll be a "one-stop shop" where all their needs will be catered for so they won't need to integrate. Like they were fucking going to anyway, they'll just cause trouble until everyone and everything is adapted to suit them. Fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 1 minute ago, MikeD said: He said it'll be a "one-stop shop" where all their needs will be catered for so they won't need to integrate. Like they were fucking going to anyway, they'll just cause trouble until everyone and everything is adapted to suit them. Fuck them. There lies the problem. Thats the best way to get people to turn against them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Just now, Snatch said: There lies the problem. Thats the best way to get people to turn against them. Yeah, the population will be up in arms. At least until the X-Factor comes on anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Is Charlie Tull the brother of Jethro? Jethro Tull is Judges favourite band. He likes to have a blow on Ian Andersons' flue dontcha know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Is Charlie Tull the brother of Jethro? Jethro Tull is Judges favourite band. He likes to have a blow on Ian Andersons' flue dontcha know. Wait until he sees this nom, he'll almost put his fingers through the keyboard with rage typing "RACISTS!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 16 minutes ago, MikeD said: Wait until he sees this nom, he'll almost put his fingers through the keyboard with rage typing "RACISTS!!!!" I wonder how many attempts it will take. It will be like watching a drunk trying to make a phone call on one of those old sit up and beg circular finger dial monstrosities, "sorry that number is not available, please try again". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 I have no problem at all if this building is given the go ahead,10 miles from Dover is perfect....as long as it is due east of Dover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 1 hour ago, MikeD said: He said it'll be a "one-stop shop" where all their needs will be catered for so they won't need to integrate. Like they were fucking going to anyway, they'll just cause trouble until everyone and everything is adapted to suit them. Fuck them. One-stop shop? Is that the shortened version of "One Way Non Stop Ticket Shop"...? If so, count me in... I'll lend them a fiver.... ...with interest of course... and I take my business model from PayDay Loansharks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Bit bloody late for that! They're here already, thanks to Frau Merkel acting like one of those clueless Facebook teenagers who invite everyone to a party at their house, then shit their pants when thousands of people turn up, many being nutters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 According to the media, the amount of doctors and scientists amongst the refugees that are coming in no cunt in Europe will ever be ill again. I wonder if those are the same doctors rioting at the borders when they don't get their own way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 Put those cunts who used to live at Dale Farm in there too, and then initiate a napalm-based home improvement program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 That would be a tough dilemna for any village, a choice between an immigrant centre or a pikey site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 Come to Pontypool, they have both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 53 minutes ago, Eddie said: That would be a tough dilemna for any village, a choice between an immigrant centre or a pikey site. Apart from the horses there isn't any difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 2 hours ago, Eddie said: That would be a tough dilemna for any village, a choice between an immigrant centre or a pikey site. I dunno why but I've got a funny feeling that my name is gonna be mentioned at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dunno why but I've got a funny feeling that my name is gonna be mentioned at some point. Tell 'em to fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 On Sun Nov 29 2015 15:40:11 GMT+0000, camberwell gypsy said: I dunno why but I've got a funny feeling that my name is gonna be mentioned at some point. I see your sort won the boxing again. Camp site rules have fucked over one of the worlds superpowers, you dirty, cheating scum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 43 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I see your sort won the boxing again. Camp site rules have fucked over one of the worlds superpowers, you dirty, cheating scum Thank you sir (curtseys and tugs forlock) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 On November 28, 2015 at 9:30:58 AM, Snatch said: Is Charlie Tull the brother of Jethro? Jethro Tull is Judges favourite band. He likes to have a blow on Ian Andersons' flue dontcha know. Someone was going to say it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 On 29 November 2015 at 13:58:51, cuntspotter said: Come to Pontypool, they have both. Quite a decent flick actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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