Guest luke swarm Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Ah isn't that lovely....the Daily Mail is giving away a free calendar with our darling Kate Windsor/Middleton Sprogs. Makes one proud to be British and its good to see the family line going strong. Who cares about bedroom tax, removal of the tax credits, food banks, hundreds of jobs going this close to Christmas in the steel industry, and others when we have the Royal Family to cheers us all up. And they do so much for the country. So a big cheer all you cunts hip hip hooray and make sure you buy the Mail tomorrow, it going to be lovely to see another two thick royal cunts that we have to cough up for to live in absolute luxury. That Pippas got a nice arse though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 (edited) What with the lads in the Royal Family mucking in and getting with the times; Harry getting stuck in with the army and dressing up like a cunt, William playing sports and hanging out with Joe Public once in a while, shouldn't the females be following suit and getting their swingers out in magazines? And I don't mean shitty paparazzi shots from afar, such is the usual fare. With those, you have to hold the paper right up to your face just to see anything, which blocks the peripheral vision, lessening your chances of seeing whether you're being clocked wanking your knackers flat by other cunts on the road. It's nearly 2016 for fucks sake. This calendar should have tits, not tat. We do pay our taxes after all. Saying that, not even royal tits would get me buying the fucking Mail. Edited November 27, 2015 by nocti tidy up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 It's nice to have our very own Qilf,I for one would like the chance to leave her face looking like a plasterers radio,tally fucking ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 31 minutes ago, neil298 said: It's nice to have our very own Qilf,I for one would like the chance to leave her face looking like a plasterers radio,tally fucking ho! Not sure I could thumb in a softy when it comes to Her Maj The Q. Face like stuntman's kneecap. Pippa - yes, until she was a puddle on the floor. Does Fergie still have her hand in the till, because frankly I'm a bit 'meh' about her, imagining she has a biff like a shotgun wound on a Porpoise? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 I am a Royalist and proud of it. I have nothing to say to you lot on this thread except that you are a load of cunts. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 1 hour ago, Manky said: I am a Royalist and proud of it. I have nothing to say to you lot on this thread except that you are a load of cunts. Fuck off. absolutely,I am always upright & rigid when Kate appears on telly,PS just cos she's a royal doesn't mean she's not a filthy bitch who likes a bit of 'one in the pink,one in the stink' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 7 minutes ago, neil298 said: absolutely,I am always upright & rigid when Kate appears on telly,PS just cos she's a royal doesn't mean she's not a filthy bitch who likes a bit of 'one in the pink,one in the stink' Neanderthal prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Over priviledged cunts. Up the revolution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 36 minutes ago, Manky said: Neanderthal prick. Yep,she probably likes a bit of that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 I wonder if the Buck House accepts "tributes"...??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 The best chance of a warm, tight shag from a member of the Royal Family would be to dig up the Queen Mum and fuck her raddled corpse in the throat. All those years of swilling gin will have preserved the cartilage and the odd fishbone should add a frisson of danger to help you get off quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 I can't see many on this forum in the new years honours list. Mind you, many of you lot have titles already, but I'm too much of a lady to say them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The best chance of a warm, tight shag from a member of the Royal Family would be to dig up the Queen Mum and fuck her raddled corpse in the throat. All those years of swilling gin will have preserved the cartilage and the odd fishbone should add a frisson of danger to help you get off quicker. You dirty slut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The best chance of a warm, tight shag from a member of the Royal Family would be to dig up the Queen Mum and fuck her raddled corpse in the throat. All those years of swilling gin will have preserved the cartilage and the odd fishbone should add a frisson of danger to help you get off quicker. You present a compelling case. ,,,and the Corgi's....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 17 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: You present a compelling case. ,,,and the Corgi's....? Shag them....repeatedly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can't see many on this forum in the new years honours list. Mind you, many of you lot have titles already, but I'm too much of a lady to say them. ..that's a first then!!! Anyway sweetie-pie, she's behind you in my personal queue................... POLICE!!! RESTRAINING ORDER!!!!!! STRAIGHT JACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 18 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: a biff like a shotgun wound on a Porpoise. Brilliant, that will be used from now on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 2 hours ago, MikeD said: Brilliant, that will be used from now on! Love the avatar Mikey, heh heh heh heh eh amigo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Love the avatar Mikey, heh heh heh heh eh amigo? Cheers, I always liked my cat one but I had to have that when I found it. My favourite film ever. "You're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you." Class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 34 minutes ago, MikeD said: "You're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you." Class! "Don't talk,shoot". The bath scene if I recall correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: "Don't talk,shoot". The bath scene if I recall correctly. "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." I know, I'm a sad bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." I know, I'm a sad bastard! As yes,I wasn't sure if I had it right. It is a good film I must admit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Is that the "ey, blondie" one...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 20 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The best chance of a warm, tight shag from a member of the Royal Family would be to dig up the Queen Mum and fuck her raddled corpse in the throat. All those years of swilling gin will have preserved the cartilage and the odd fishbone should add a frisson of danger to help you get off quicker. That might actually be treason so it might be best if one wears a gimp mask on such an occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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