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Guest DingTheRioja
16 hours ago, nobgobbler said:

That might actually be treason so it might be best if one wears a gimp mask on such an occasion.

That would imply that one does not normally wear one....?

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
On 27 November 2015 at 20:27:30, Cuntybaws said:

The best chance of a warm, tight shag from a member of the Royal Family would be to dig up the Queen Mum and fuck her raddled corpse in the throat. All those years of swilling gin will have preserved the cartilage and the odd fishbone should add a frisson of danger to help you get off quicker. 

They'll have to prise your cock from her cold dead fingers...

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Guest Bill Stickers
On 11/27/2015, 8:27:30, Cuntybaws said:

The best chance of a warm, tight shag from a member of the Royal Family would be to dig up the Queen Mum and fuck her raddled corpse in the throat. All those years of swilling gin will have preserved the cartilage and the odd fishbone should add a frisson of danger to help you get off quicker. 

This is quite possibly the most disturbing single comment I've ever seen on this site. Congratulations you reprehensible man.

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1 hour ago, Ape said:

I have to agree. A truly disturbing comment that leads me to wonder if 'Baws might actually be a serial killer.

"Motherfucking suck bag, you cock munching fucking fuck nugget!", to quote Debs.

If they'd set "Dexter" in Wemyss instead of Miami it would have made the "Bay Harbour Butcher" moniker a bit too obvious.

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2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

This is quite possibly the most disturbing single comment I've ever seen on this site. Congratulations you reprehensible man.

Thanks Bill, glad you think it stands favourable comparison with my "Helen Keller" period.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

"Motherfucking suck bag, you cock munching fucking fuck nugget!", to quote Debs.

If they'd set "Dexter" in Wemyss instead of Miami it would have made the "Bay Harbour Butcher" moniker a bit too obvious.

And, instead, it should be called "Cunt", as in, the "Weymss Bay Cunt"....

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