cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Fuck off.... Just fuck off , you smug cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Fuck off indeed. A pointless pile of shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 One thing.. at least he's not some over-priviledged posh cunt with no discernable skills from Oxbridge who gets paid a fortune to mince around on the tele... ...oh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 His fucking eyes are like event horizons, the blackest eyes outside of a Debbie Ash Lee Chapman get together. Creepy cunt and as for that other grinning heffalump... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Fucking pointless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 24 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: One thing.. at least he's not some over-priviledged posh cunt with no discernable skills from Oxbridge who gets paid a fortune to mince around on the tele... ...oh... Oxford or Cambridge ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 That is one fucking long album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Shows that you can audibly polish a turd and sell it to the tone deaf millions. Fuck me no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Fuck off.... Just fuck off , you smug cunt. Bastard, you got in there first. As soon as I saw the ad I was going to nom this but I got side-tracked. What a festering, stinking pile of utter fucking wank. Who the fuck does this smug, smirking wanker think he fucking is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 10 minutes ago, MikeD said: What a festering, stinking pile of utter fucking wank. Who the fuck does this smug, smirking wanker think he fucking is? So THAT'S where Ratty got to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Never heard of him, but opinion seems to be unanimous, so I'll agree. He's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 2 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: His fucking eyes are like event horizons .... fucking brilliant ! .. got to remember that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 I think this Christmas Album is just a pisstake or for a bet....its got to be hasn't it, I mean he's not serious obviously. It will however give an indication of how cuntish this country has become if it tots up any sales other than from his mates. Maybe a few dozen at most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Just now, luke swarm said: I think this Christmas Album is just a pisstake or for a bet....its got to be hasn't it, I mean he's not serious obviously. It will however give an indication of how cuntish this country has become if it tots up any sales other than from his mates. Maybe a few dozen at most. Most things I see on telly nowadays I think are a pisstake but sadly they all seem to be genuine. Granted, this cunt is really pushing the boundaries but nothing surprises me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 4 hours ago, nocti said: Fuck off indeed. A pointless pile of shite. The Nom or the Nomee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Just now, Snatch said: The Nom or the Nomee? Oh my, the nomee. Not only is my admiration for spot obviously written in the stars, but I'd like "cunt" to be written on Armstrong's forehead with a penknife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 1 minute ago, nocti said: Oh my, the nomee. Not only is my admiration for spot obviously written in the stars, but I'd like "cunt" to be written on Armstrong's forehead with a penknife. A penknife? A branding iron would be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Just now, Snatch said: A penknife? A branding iron would be better. The iron would certainly look more legitimate, but imagine how long the screams would last with a penknife compared to a quick smash with a branding iron. A penknife would muster up enough screams to power a wood chipper that we could throw his coulthard-chinned sidekick into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 6 minutes ago, Snatch said: A penknife? A branding iron would be better. Branding's for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 2 hours ago, MikeD said: Branding's for irons. And golf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 And ironing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 5 hours ago, nocti said: Oh my, the nomee. Not only is my admiration for spot obviously written in the stars, but I'd like "cunt" to be written on Armstrong's forehead with a penknife. Do you think you could see to it that "CUNT" is engraved on my grave stone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 After hearing a bit of this on an advert I would rather melt down my old fishing weights and pour the molten lead into my ears than hear it again. Fills me with the desire to take life like the Spice Girls did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 18 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Fuck off.... Just fuck off , you smug cunt. I think you need to expand on this... that's not really enough information to make a proper nomination now is it? tsk tsk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 7 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I think you need to expand on this... that's not really enough information to make a proper nomination now is it? tsk tsk... Cunt............... Cunt............Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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