Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Why are all jihadi cunts so keen on virgins? It's baffling. They're fucking useless cunts. Give me a good old fashioned rampant slut any day of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Like attracts like is my guess. I'm not a fan of Boris Johnson, but there's an undeniable truth to him calling them a bunch of wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 With Anonymous having declared war on them ISIS cuntbreeds, they'll probably end up facing more virgins than they bargained for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 apparently, four and twenty of them went down to Inverness. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Seventy virgins, what's not to love? The misogynistic, egocentric cunts are promised sexually inexperienced, naive and easily CONTROLLED girls to exert their ego driven testosterone fueled disrespectful libido upon. They enjoy making them bleed. Allah forbid these heaping piles of bearded shit be rewarded with women who can shag so well, they'd switch gods. Cunts, the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 They don't even get drunk, fuckinging mystery how they reproduce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: They don't even get drunk, fuckinging mystery how they reproduce I could reason that the letterbox ladies fashions may help with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Give me a good old fashioned rampant slut any day of the week. That's a rare combination in a 12-year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 I always thought they preferred goats. The filthy disgusting cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 at least they are not greedy.....I think 17 virgins is a very reasonable amount to expect for a bit of self sacrifice these chaps have to make. The church could do with a bit of this marketing skill and savvy....is it any wonder pews are empty every Sunday....not a whiff of easy virgin sex available in this life or the afterlife.....come on Christians, how about some young nubile virgins if I live a good life and don't bugger any choirboys. No wonder the Muzzies are doing so well....just wonder if there will be ever a situation when there will be a shortage of these virgins for the lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 6 hours ago, cuntspotter said: apparently, four and twenty of them went down to Inverness. and one of them boko harum 16 vestal ones left for the coast .. rhyl ? skeggy ? cleveleys ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 55 minutes ago, luke swarm said: just wonder if there will be ever a situation when there will be a shortage of these virgins for the lads. Your acceptance into the virginal realm should be granted so long as they don't take anal into consideration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 7 hours ago, nocti said: With Anonymous having declared war on them ISIS cuntbreeds, they'll probably end up facing more virgins than they bargained for. If that's the case I'm wondering whether there's gonna be enough virgins available. Its a conundrum eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Hasn't anybody sussed it yet? Why do you think they're virgins? Because they all probably look like Bella Emberg, Miriam Margolis or that tubby woman from Corrie. The fucking idiots are in for a fucking shock when they get there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Why are all jihadi cunts so keen on virgins? It's baffling. They're fucking useless cunts. Give me a good old fashioned rampant slut any day of the week. I like the blurt on my virgins to be sown up like an old sock with a hole in the toe and the man in the boat to be cut off by a blind Somalian with a blunt butter knife. its cultural so it's fine and you've got no right to criticise Now im horny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 On 26 November 2015 at 14:47:26, cuntspotter said: apparently, four and twenty of them went down to Inverness. Did some cunt mind the cairds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 On 26 November 2015 at 17:11:52, Alfie Noakes said: I could reason that the letterbox ladies fashions may help with this. I live in hope that Mrs Cockfingers will find Allah and don the hijab the better to conceal her ugly mush and thus "straight" to anal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 32 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Did some cunt mind the cairds? I wish I had a catchphrase! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I wish I had a catchphrase! You had every opportunity to bring the cairds. Do not begrudge us cunts the plaisure that is the cairds, despite us not really been being "skatch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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