Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Feminazi blogger Zoe Stavri decided to bake a sourdough loaf but then realised that she was short of one ingredient so she displayed some Olympic class ingenuity by breaking out her trusty dildo and plunging it into her thrush ridden vagina so she could extract the yeast from it. Cheese on toast anyone? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3332169/Feminist-blogger-uses-vaginal-yeast-make-sourdough-bread.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Probably poisonous to men. Test it on Bill-Stickers to see. Maybe not, is he a man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 well at least it was organic. I wonder how long it would take her to knock out a jar of Marmite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Obviously one of these free bleeders that we hear about. No doubt a fucking minger as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: Obviously one of these free bleeders that we hear about. No doubt a fucking minger as well. MMM Lovely......I think having a yeasty minge is the least of this girls problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 27 minutes ago, luke swarm said: well at least it was organic. I wonder how long it would take her to knock out a jar of Marmite. Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Just now, Frank. said: Very good. fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 49 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Feminazi blogger Zoe Stavri decided to bake a sourdough loaf but then realised that she was short of one ingredient so she displayed some Olympic class ingenuity by breaking out her trusty dildo and plunging it into her thrush ridden vagina so she could extract the yeast from it. Cheese on toast anyone? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3332169/Feminist-blogger-uses-vaginal-yeast-make-sourdough-bread.html Sounds like the kind of girl you'd take home to meet the family. Sharing recipe advice with them might be a tad risky though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 24 minutes ago, Snatch said: Obviously one of these free bleeders that we hear about. No doubt a fucking minger as well. Bllllooooiiaaaaarrreghhh !!! (Retches twin cones of spew out nostrils) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 51 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Feminazi blogger Zoe Stavri decided to bake a sourdough loaf but then realised that she was short of one ingredient so she displayed some Olympic class ingenuity by breaking out her trusty dildo and plunging it into her thrush ridden vagina so she could extract the yeast from it. Cheese on toast anyone? I'm not sure this is exactly what the little baby Jesus meant by the parable of the loaves and the fishes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I'm not sure this is exactly what the little baby Jesus meant by the parable of the loaves and the fishes. Combining the two, job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: fuck off You just don't cut it I'm afraid. I have never known a cunt on here to tap out so many words devoid of any humour. Your ingrained fucking bitterness nullifies any potential. Consider yourself boxed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 I thought that this was the bloke from "weather report". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 10 minutes ago, Frank. said: Never heard of him/her/it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: well at least it was organic. I wonder how long it would take her to knock out a jar of Marmite. I hate marmite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Don't the Aussies have a product similar to Marmite called Vagimite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 1 hour ago, Frank. said: You just don't cut it I'm afraid. I have never known a cunt on here to tap out so many words devoid of any humour. Your ingrained fucking bitterness nullifies any potential. Consider yourself boxed. I'm sure I could think of a few... Punkape was one.... the other.?... something vaguely Homorific....* *bastardised misspelling intentional... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 17 hours ago, Snatch said: Obviously one of these free bleeders that we hear about. No doubt a fucking minger as well. Spunk Dodger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Warburtons are on the blower to her right now I bet, seeing if she can bang out a tray of bloomers and a crusty cob. Fuckachhia? Exactly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 It would be worth the cost to hire a brigade of prossies to dress as nurses and cheer girls and men in suits to tie her down and wax her entire body from neck to toe in front of a room full blokes from varying degrees of social status and wealth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 18 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It would be worth the cost to hire a brigade of prossies to dress as nurses and cheer girls and men in suits to tie her down and wax her entire body from neck to toe in front of a room full blokes from varying degrees of social status and wealth. What have those poor blokes done to deserve that, you nasty cunt?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Warburtons are on the blower to her right now I bet, seeing if she can bang out a tray of bloomers and a crusty cob. Fuckachhia? Exactly! Buggerette? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 47 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It would be worth the cost to hire a brigade of prossies to dress as nurses and cheer girls and men in suits to tie her down and wax her entire body from neck to toe in front of a room full blokes from varying degrees of social status and wealth. Start by taking a fucking strimmer to that weasel under her arm. Fucking hate saphitic cunts making a banner out of their ill-kempt below-eyebrow hair. Wow you Cunts that's simply amazing what you've (not) done there. If I were to parade my mental overgrown yellow toenails like a medal of fucking honour I would expect to be called the stinking offensive cunt that I clearly am, rather than expect a big clap on the back from other similar dirty cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 20 hours ago, Frank. said: You just don't cut it I'm afraid. I have never known a cunt on here to tap out so many words devoid of any humour. Your ingrained fucking bitterness nullifies any potential. Consider yourself boxed. clever put downs don't work with you do they Fwank.....A simple Fuck off seems to work wonders apparently, so please do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Warburtons are on the blower to her right now I bet, seeing if she can bang out a tray of bloomers and a crusty cob. I hope she doesn't find herself short of an ingredient when making sun-dried tomato and Parmesan bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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