Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'd have let her give me fucking AIDS. SInce you didn't have a chance with her, you got it from a foreign rentboy tired from the raft ride and willing to do anything for a dark corner in a bedsit to call his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 14 hours ago, scotty said: She should have changed her name to Anne Drogynous. I liked her in The Tourists before she forgot she was Scottish and turned into a dolphin-loving lentil shagger. I'd have happily eaten my haggis supper out of her snatch, and left the pickled onions in there for a warm snack in the morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I liked her in The Tourists before she forgot she was Scottish and turned into a dolphin-loving lentil shagger. I'd have happily eaten my haggis supper out of her snatch, and left the pickled onions in there for a warm snack in the morning. My eyes started misting up as I read that Baws, you hopeless old romantic bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 2 minutes ago, nocti said: My eyes started misting up as I read that Baws, you hopeless old romantic bastard. It has to be with brown sauce, mind. Red sauce just makes it perverse and disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 22 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Grim, at best. Ben Wa balls, Larkhall style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: SInce you didn't have a chance with her, you got it from a foreign rentboy tired from the raft ride and willing to do anything for a dark corner in a bedsit to call his own. Fucking totally rumbled- good shout. The staff at Thorpe Park did have a moan about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 28 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fucking totally rumbled- good shout. The staff at Thorpe Park did have a moan about it You're a bloody good sport, Quince. Wasn't my best, to be sure, but you've got the right spirit of the thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: You're a bloody good sport, Quince. Wasn't my best, to be sure, but you've got the right spirit of the thing. Well, I could tell you hadn't had a fair amount of cheap lager yet and didn't want to come the cunt unfairly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Well, I could tell you hadn't had a fair amount of cheap lager yet and didn't want to come the cunt unfairly I probably will be off the drink for a few days. A deadline at the office has one department cunting others, so I am working more to get our part finished. Then I'll a right proper piss up, but on a distilled spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I probably will be off the drink for a few days. A deadline at the office has one department cunting others, so I am working more to get our part finished. Then I'll a right proper piss up, but on a distilled spirit. I feel I must suggest the bleach . Sorry ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I feel I must suggest the bleach . Sorry ! With some of those soppy, dim cunts, I've considered it myself. But I have to cancel my life insurance beforehand. The missus is getting rather complacent about earning her share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: With some of those soppy, dim cunts, I've considered it myself. But I have to cancel my life insurance beforehand. The missus is getting rather complacent about earning her share. With some of those soppy, dim cunts, I've considered it myself. But I have to cancel my life insurance beforehand. The missus is getting rather complacent about earning her share. I hope your house is absolutely surgically fucking clean ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 On 11/24/2015, 7:38:56, Snatch said: Another thread from CC's very own political expert. Funny how he accuses others of racism but has managed to name a high profile Nazi in his ramblings,even going as far as to think Goebbels would be proud of him. Not the first time either I'd wager. Well done Snitcher for sticking to the political agenda and resisting the temptation to meander down Wankers' Avenue. Unfortunately you are far more knowledgeable of the latter than the former, which wouldn't be difficult in your case to be fair. Nice try though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well done Snitcher for sticking to the political agenda and resisting the temptation to meander down Wankers' Avenue. Unfortunately you are far more knowledgeable of the latter than the former, which wouldn't be difficult in your case to be fair. Nice try though. Not nice is it when you get accused of racism,just like you do to others. And don't even try and pin that shit on me. You don't even know the fucking half of it you total cunt. Is your "special friend" gong to vote now he's of come age? Talking of politics,are you going to share your political agenda as you seem to think you can do better. Or are you another armchair warrior? You think your special and everyone else is stupid. Now,off you go and get ready for your afternoon of cock sucking football tomorrow. After that,kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 58 minutes ago, Snatch said: Now,off you go and get ready for your afternoon of cock sucking football tomorrow. After that,kill yourself. Don't know this one....is it an indoor sport. are there two balls involved and shoot out at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 On 24/11/2015 22:10:12, scotty said: She should have changed her name to Anne Drogynous. Isn't that a camel with one hump? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 11 hours ago, Snatch said: Not nice is it when you get accused of racism,just like you do to others. And don't even try and pin that shit on me. You don't even know the fucking half of it you total cunt. Is your "special friend" gong to vote now he's of come age? Talking of politics,are you going to share your political agenda as you seem to think you can do better. Or are you another armchair warrior? You think your special and everyone else is stupid. Now,off you go and get ready for your afternoon of cock sucking football tomorrow. After that,kill yourself. Bitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 21 hours ago, Snatch said: Not nice is it when you get accused of racism,just like you do to others. And don't even try and pin that shit on me. You don't even know the fucking half of it you total cunt. Is your "special friend" gong to vote now he's of come age? Talking of politics,are you going to share your political agenda as you seem to think you can do better. Or are you another armchair warrior? You think your special and everyone else is stupid. Now,off you go and get ready for your afternoon of cock sucking football tomorrow. After that,kill yourself. Hmmm, now let me think....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: Bitter No,not bitter. Just pointing out some truths about yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 3 hours ago, Snatch said: No,not bitter. Just pointing out some truths about yourself. Hooked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 56 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Hooked! Your meaning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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