Ape™️ Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 When I'm in the middle of buying or booking something online, I am continually infuriated by fucking pop-up windows asking me if, right in the middle of my transaction, I'd like to take a customer satisfaction survey, or provide feedback. Fucking grips my shit as, without warning, the screen I am carefully navigating, after finally getting the tickets for the right date and venue in clear view, fades to grey and a fucking message pops up asking me if I'd mind participating in a survey. YES I do fucking mind! Fuck off immediately you utter cunts. This, along with constantly being asked to accept cookie policies, has almost had me jabbing my finger right through my iPad screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 Fuck off, someone was going to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 The digital equivalent of the Rowan Atkinson character in 'Love Actually', designed purely to get in the way of commercial activity and WASTE EVERYONE'S FUCKING TIME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 I think it's possible to turn off pop-ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 10 minutes ago, Snatch said: I think it's possible to turn off pop-ups. My experience on some erm websites that display acts of human reproduction techniques seem to be resistant to any kind of blocking wizardry. I err do a lot of research in this field just out of intellectual curiosity and to broaden my understanding of this field you understand. although never been asked for feedback on any of these specialist sites just demands for money after they have infected my machine. Costing me a fortune and Mrs Swarm is getting suspicious about all these payments to my charity in Scandinavia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 Would you like to take part in a quick survey .. we on The Corner would like you to enjoy your experience here. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 1 hour ago, Ape said: When I'm in the middle of buying or booking something online, I am continually infuriated by fucking pop-up windows asking me if, right in the middle of my transaction, I'd like to take a customer satisfaction survey, or provide feedback. Fucking grips my shit as, without warning, the screen I am carefully navigating, after finally getting the tickets for the right date and venue in clear view, fades to grey and a fucking message pops up asking me if I'd mind participating in a survey. YES I do fucking mind! Fuck off immediately you utter cunts. This, along with constantly being asked to accept cookie policies, has almost had me jabbing my finger right through my iPad screen. What snatch said, dapps. Switch on your popup blocker and adblock, that seems to do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 7 minutes ago, scotty said: What snatch said, dapps. Switch on your popup blocker and adblock, that seems to do the trick. It's on iOS it's proving to be a pain. Whatever I do these pop-ups seem to find a way in. Only use PC's at work due to my hatred of Windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 3 minutes ago, Ape said: It's on iOS it's proving to be a pain. Whatever I do these pop-ups seem to find a way in. Only use PC's at work due to my hatred of Windows. You haven't been looking at any "specialist" websites, have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 Even my own fucking bank does something equally annoying. Every time I'm browsing my account or making a transaction after less than 2 minutes in I get this pop up box ON LINE CHAT. "Hello my name is Shabooboo, what do you need help with?" Fuck off, and stop looking at my account you cunt. Then there's the puke inducing advert for their isa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 On 22/11/2015 at 9:18 AM, MikeD said: Fuck off, someone was going to do it. On 22/11/2015 at 9:45 AM, Snatch said: I think it's possible to turn off pop-ups. These are not pop-ups... it's java or html which turns up as part of the current page, and doesnt open new pages... they learnt very quickly how to get round the adblockers... you can still block them, but it can then block a lot of useful stuff in a webpage. On 22/11/2015 at 10:46 AM, Ape said: It's on iOS it's proving to be a pain. Whatever I do these pop-ups seem to find a way in. Only use PC's at work due to my hatred of Windows. iOS... there's your problem... If Apple don't want you to do something, you can't... Big Cunt Brother Knows Better... apparently.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 These privacy killing cunts get on my tits. How fucking dare they! I run Adblock, pop up stopper, and other software intended to stop these utter cunts, and just when you think you've got them sorted, a new message pops up, "it appears that you are using as stopping software. For a better experience on this site, please doable all as and cookie blocking software, so we may better assist you." FUCK RIGHT OFF, you complete and utter shit cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 It is because of these fucking nuisances that I now prefer my Android tablet to a PC. Steve Jobs is a cunt and Gareth Gates us as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 What's an android? Is it like Bishop from Aliens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 Channel4OD wont let you watch if you have adblockers on... ... so I just download the stuff with better gizmos than those cunts can block me with and watch later... much like BBC iPlayer with get_iplayer.... DRM? like fook.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's an android? Is it like Bishop from Aliens? Fuck knows, I was lost after reading the title of the nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 5 minutes ago, MikeD said: Fuck knows, I was lost after reading the title of the nom. You can imagine the type of people who dream up these silly fucking names cant you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can imagine the type of people who dream up these silly fucking names cant you? Yep, not exactly laugh a minute I'd say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 8 hours ago, MikeD said: Yep, not exactly laugh a minute I'd say. I should think it would depend upon the setting in which you find them. Sure, technically, they're savvy bastards, but you have to know that a romantic evening in for them includes swabbing the keyboard and monitor with rubbing alcohol to remove the crusted semen and food particulate, whilst reading poetry to it and burning candles and having roses and chocolates delivered for it. I don't know about you lot, but laugh myself shitless, or at least until I shit myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 This is right up there with the link beneath pornhub's "quadruple fisting gang bang vomit and scat fest" video, that says "share this on Facebook". Which somebody told me about once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 On 22 November 2015 at 15:19:52, camberwell gypsy said: What's an android? Is it like Bishop from Aliens? Are you..... a pleasure model ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Gurt said: Lesbian robots lick flanges http://youtu.be/AjI2J2SQ528 For fucks sake.. hide that from Neil... the explosion would rival Krakatoa..... Go to 3.09 and see waht the "construction" robots are doing to the... err... service entrance... of bjork and her bird... DIRTY FOOKERS!! Edited November 26, 2015 by DingTheRioja Extra perving.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 1 hour ago, Gurt said: Lesbian robots lick flanges http://youtu.be/AjI2J2SQ528 Good work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Are you..... a pleasure model ? I did some modelling when I was younger but I don't talk about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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