Guest MikeD Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 That is just pure pretentiousness. I fucking hate these sort of wankers.I'd love to say to those cunts, 'fuck me, don't you like the kid then?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 I'd love to say to those cunts, 'fuck me, don't you like the kid then?'The problem is it will become the norm. Much like a few years ago when Kylie and Chardonnay were the fashion for stupid names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 nobgobbler ?Well yeah. My middle name is Cunt-Kicker. Just found out my niece is having a braaaaan un. No doubt the daft cunt will call it Shabooboo or something equally cuntish trendy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Some new parents proudly showed me their new son. "This is Dante, but it's pronounced Dontay."I thought well, he'll probably use his middle name instead, and asked what it was. "Miracolo."ffs.Sounds like a porn star 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Sounds like a porn starSounds like a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 The same couple have a daughter named Aaliyah, and a niece called Takara. I wish I could say I was making this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 The same couple have a daughter named Aaliyah, and a niece called Takara. I wish I could say I was making this up.I don't doubt you for a second and I think that says everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 The Daily Telegraph "Births" column is a regular mine of comedy gold. Highlights have included:Caspin Jack Indigo de Montfort Scott-BrownZebedee Ebeneezer Jay, a brother for Badger, Clementine & FlorenceElektra Esmerelda, a sister for Dorothy Wolfstan & CleopatraWylder Axel Aurelius.Punkape Fantasy Fuckwit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 There seems to be a Marianas trench just full of utter cunts who either already have a wolf pack of uncontrollable little bastard snot machines, or who are up the duff and close to hatching a new one. The last 36 hours have been fucking dismal in the numbers of these cunts. In an effort to find the silver lining to this cloud, the increase will force the government to hire more cunts at the benefits centres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 There seems to be a Marianas trench just full of utter cunts who either already have a wolf pack of uncontrollable little bastard snot machines, or who are up the duff and close to hatching a new one. The last 36 hours have been fucking dismal in the numbers of these cunts. In an effort to find the silver lining to this cloud, the increase will force the government to hire more cunts at the benefits centresOnly one way out of this mess, wizz; euthanasia. Benefits will only prolong the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Partly. Other than that, Sybille Bedfords biography of Huxley, The Joke's Over by Ralph Steadman, Waughs Ordeal of Gilbert Pinfold, and Are We Alone by Paul Davis. Last two I highly recommend. I've been mostly reading Time and Time Again by Ben Elton and The Templars by Micheal Haag. Well yeah. My middle name is Cunt-Kicker. Just found out my niece is having a braaaaan un. No doubt the daft cunt will call it Shabooboo or something equally cuntish trendy. Or Showaddywaddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I've been mostly reading Time and Time Again by Ben Elton and The Templars by Micheal Haag.Or Showaddywaddy Imagine knowing you were named after Jimmy Savile. Sh-wa-deh-wa-deh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Today we have Araminta Grace and Marina Plum twin girls supposedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Today we have Araminta Grace and Marina Plum twin girls supposedly.ffs.FFS!!Is there no end to parental cuntishness? Where's fender with his claw hammer when you need him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 It always amazes me that two people could actually like the names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Only one way out of this mess, wizz; euthanasia. Benefits will only prolong the problem.Everybody should be allowed to live out two fantasies of how they would get rid of a cunt with these toilet rings. I'll have to think about my two and report back, as the company Vice President is braying on about expense reports. The tight cunt goes everywhere in a private jet, limousines and dines only at the poshest restaurants and he's being a cunt about having meals brought in so we can eat and work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 Poor white trash is a UK growth industry. I'd be happy to start a human export business that would put Syria's in the shade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 Poor white trash is a UK growth industry. I'd be happy to start a human export business that would put Syria's in the shadeWhat chafes my arse is the fucking yanks perfected the process of mass production of poor white trash, why must we always follow their fucking lead, the cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 What chafes my arse is the fucking yanks perfected the process of mass production of poor white trash, why must we always follow their fucking lead, the cunts!America was populated by the shit Europe didn't want. It was built on poor white trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 America was populated by the shit Europe didn't want. It was built on poor white trash.So we took the trash to the bin and out to the curb once, isn't it bloody time for another thorough cleaning? Canada has plentiful unsettled areas that our chavvy, benefit scrounging, work shy, tax dodging cunts can call their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 What chafes my arse is the fucking yanks perfected the process of mass production of poor white trash, why must we always follow their fucking lead, the cunts!If we must follow their lead, then we've got bland safe comedy, shit tele and lowest common denominator culture to look forward to. Now that's even chafing my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 If we must follow their lead, then we've got bland safe comedy, shit tele and lowest common denominator culture to look forward to. Now that's even chafing my arse.We're there already, mate. Shit tele, bland comedy, lowest common denominator culture....this board cunts these things every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Had one in Asda today, at the checkout she let her little fucking offspring start to take each item out of her trolley one at a time."That's a good girl, and the next one, and the next one..."After about ten items I politely enquired if she was taking the fucking piss and said that I'd preferably like to be out of here sometime today.Maybe it was the murderous look on my face but she cleared the rest of the items at a rate that would have put a shoplifting fucking octopus to shame.Ignorant cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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