Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 12 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I think he's rather dishy. And it was all going so well........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 28 minutes ago, MikeD said: And it was all going so well........ I didn't say he's not a cunt though. Hope that helpsssss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I didn't say he's not a cunt though. Hope that helpsssss. We'll let you off with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 18 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I didn't say he's not a cunt though. Hope that helpsssss. Whats with the sssss's Nobbers? Are you going ProfB on us? Have a word with yourself and stop it. Immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 38 minutes ago, Snatch said: Whats with the sssss's Nobbers? Are you going ProfB on us? Have a word with yourself and stop it. Immediately. No not at all Snatch. You can hold fire with the straight jacket for now. It was simply a Drew Peacock reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I think he's rather dishy. If your standards are that low... ...come hither young maiden.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: I didn't say he's not a cunt though. Hope that helpsssss. THIIIS ISSS SPAARRTERR.......you dim cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 I thought it was a reference to "having a friend for lunch"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 2 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I thought it was a reference to "having a friend for lunch"... with fava beans and a nice chianti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: with fava beans and a nice chianti chilli spiced chicken and a merlot tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Talking of greedy bastards. Have you seen my nom. for the salvation army? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 14 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Talking of greedy bastards. Have you seen my nom. for the salvation army? Er no. But I've see the tv advert asking for NINETEEN FUCKING QUID!! I don't give to charities because they are all rip off cunts. I always thought the Sally Army were different though. I have seen them doing some actual "good" handing out duvets, food and hot drinks to the homeless in this country and they don't collect money for "research" so I appreciate their efforts on that score. £19 is a bit steep though. And how do they arrive at that figure? Why not £18.99 or £19.01. On second thoughts, I think they should be asking for £50 from them rich southern cunts and send it direct to us northern cunts' bank accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 34 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Er no. But I've see the tv advert asking for NINETEEN FUCKING QUID!! I don't give to charities because they are all rip off cunts. I always thought the Sally Army were different though. I have seen them doing some actual "good" handing out duvets, food and hot drinks to the homeless in this country and they don't collect money for "research" so I appreciate their efforts on that score. £19 is a bit steep though. And how do they arrive at that figure? Why not £18.99 or £19.01. On second thoughts, I think they should be asking for £50 from them rich southern cunts and send it direct to us northern cunts' bank accounts. Yes, The Salvation Army are one of the charities that roll up their sleeves and still do things rather than those that close down operations in order to become a pressure group/think tank. I was however disappointed a few years back one Remembrance Sunday. The local vicar had taken ill so a Sally Army Captain had stepped in to officiate the Service of Remembrance. Afterwards, I was part of a group that accompanied some of the old soldiers who had difficulty walking from the church to the village cenotaph for the laying of wreaths and the sounding of the last post. All were upset that the Captain had hijacked the service into an anti-war rant instead of a remembrance to those who had fallen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 46 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yes, The Salvation Army are one of the charities that roll up their sleeves and still do things rather than those that close down operations in order to become a pressure group/think tank. I was however disappointed a few years back one Remembrance Sunday. The local vicar had taken ill so a Sally Army Captain had stepped in to officiate the Service of Remembrance. Afterwards, I was part of a group that accompanied some of the old soldiers who had difficulty walking from the church to the village cenotaph for the laying of wreaths and the sounding of the last post. All were upset that the Captain had hijacked the service into an anti-war rant instead of a remembrance to those who had fallen. What a cunt. There's a gob on a stick in every organisation just itching to get on the soap box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 Their soup is always nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Er no. But I've see the tv advert asking for NINETEEN FUCKING QUID!! I don't give to charities because they are all rip off cunts. I always thought the Sally Army were different though. I have seen them doing some actual "good" handing out duvets, food and hot drinks to the homeless in this country and they don't collect money for "research" so I appreciate their efforts on that score. £19 is a bit steep though. And how do they arrive at that figure? Why not £18.99 or £19.01. On second thoughts, I think they should be asking for £50 from them rich southern cunts and send it direct to us northern cunts' bank accounts. I usually bung them £20 when they are playing outside Tesco's in Telford........however I am reducing that down to £19 as its obvious they have employed a market researcher to work out this figure as psychologically acceptable to the masses. I hate all market research and PR crap wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 32 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I usually bung them £20 when they are playing outside Tesco's in Telford........however I am reducing that down to £19 as its obvious they have employed a market researcher to work out this figure as psychologically acceptable to the masses. I hate all market research and PR crap wankers. Demand a £1 refund for each and every £20 note you previously donated. Robbing cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 On 6 December 2015 at 12:57:46, Manky said: Their soup is always nice. I usually have two cups, they wipe my mouth for me if I spill it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 On 10 December 2015 at 05:55:46, cuntspotter said: I usually have two cups, they wipe my mouth for me if I spill it. More than yer ma does when I dump my cream in her ever/hungry gub!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 On 12/10/2015, 12:55:46, cuntspotter said: I usually have two cups, they wipe my mouth for me if I spill it. Do they look you in the face attentively when you retell the tales of your youth walking barefoot in the snow, uphill, with an arctic wind of hurricane force in your face, or do they drift away, looking past you at Jeremy Kyle's cavalcade of cunts, or Britain's Got Talent, or maybe even the latest load of bollocks spewing from Janet Street Porters fucking gob??? Do they still wheel you back to your room and give you a nice hot cup of cocoa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: More than yer ma does when I dump my cream in her ever/hungry gub!!!! Good luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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