applescruff14 Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Comparing Cilla Black to the Beatles is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.Her version of 'If I Fell' was crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 The Grauniad.Sir Cliff Richard to lead tributes at Cilla Black's funeral in LiverpoolSinger to be joined by Black’s celebrity friends Christopher Biggins, Paul O’Grady and Jimmy Tarbuck, for televised Merseyside service Fuck me, talk about a cunt collective....she really did surround herself with the glitterati of the cunt world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 The Grauniad.Sir Cliff Richard to lead tributes at Cilla Black's funeral in LiverpoolSinger to be joined by Black’s celebrity friends Christopher Biggins, Paul O’Grady and Jimmy Tarbuck, for televised Merseyside service Fuck me, talk about a cunt collective....she really did surround herself with the glitterati of the cunt worldThat's the media business for you. Cunts from end to end. Like an M C Escher picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 The Grauniad.Sir Cliff Richard to lead tributes at Cilla Black's funeral in LiverpoolSinger to be joined by Black’s celebrity friends Christopher Biggins, Paul O’Grady and Jimmy Tarbuck, for televised Merseyside service Fuck me, talk about a cunt collective....she really did surround herself with the glitterati of the cunt worldDecimus isn't invited, so she's not friends with the A-lister cunts, just the washed up B-list cunts brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Decimus isn't invited, so she's not friends with the A-lister cunts, just the washed up B-list cunts brigade.I did get an invite Bill, but I've got a prior engagement in the area, smashing all the toys at Alder Hey childrens hospital. I might show my face at the wake later though, I don't want to miss an opportunity to beat Tarbuck to within an inch of his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 I did get an invite Bill, but I've got a prior engagement in the area, smashing all the toys at Alder Hey childrens hospital. I might show my face at the wake later though, I don't want to miss an opportunity to beat Tarbuck to within an inch of his life.You ain't got a +1 on the invite by any chance, have you Dec? I wouldn't mind a few digs into the multi-chinned cunt myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 Clever cunt that cilla, even death can't silence her , she has just released a 'best of album' just in time for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 On 20/08/2015 13:26:41, nocti said: You ain't got a +1 on the invite by any chance, have you Dec? I wouldn't mind a few digs into the multi-chinned cunt myself. What the fuck has Lisa Tarbuck ever done to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 14 minutes ago, ProfB said: Here we go: anyone who had an Arse: Much appreciated Prof. In return, a "life hack" for those cold winter evenings. It's top secret though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 On 29 November 2015 at 15:25:46, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck has Lisa Tarbuck ever done to you? She seems like a nice woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 On 2 August 2015 at 21:53:03, ProfB said: I used to sing this in the girl's toilets at skool. Fuck off cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 On 29 November 2015 at 15:25:46, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck has Lisa Tarbuck ever done to you? 40 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: She seems like a nice woman. Personally I think they're both fine. I'm particularly partial to their caramel frappachinos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 When Cilla got to the golden gates another door leading down below opened and Satan popped his head out and said "Step inside love". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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