Guest MikeD Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 This is probably a repeat but fuck it, I don't care.The yearly chance for 99% of the population to pretend they give a fuck about tennis. If these 'fans' had a tennis club at the bottom of their fucking street they probably wouldn't go but when jolly old Wimbledon comes around everyone's a fucking expert.As far as pompous, up it's own arse, stuck up fucking shit goes this is top of the tree.And the commentators, 'oh look, he's smiling at the crowd, what a character he is.' Well yes, in your repressed, stuck-up fucking world he probably is a fucking character. Anywhere else he's just a robotic, personality-free, boring bastard like the rest of them.Bastards, fuck off.Or I suppose I could just change the channel....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Let me see if I've got this right. Your not a tennis fan then Mike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Let me see if I've got this right. Your not a tennis fan then Mike?Not really. I try to keep it subtle, I could have really let rip about how much I hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Not to worry in a few years time this government will decide it needs opening up to competition, Sky will buy the lot and put it behind their paywall and all you will get from then on is an hour long highlights program unless you give Rupert Murdoch a big bag of money every year. Much like live cricket, now you see it, now you don't unless you subscribe to Sky Sport. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 I think all sport should have it's own special channel,and stop boring the fuck out of us cunts that don't like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 I think it's more the jumping on the bandwagon.Like F1, everyone claims to be 'really into it' but if the majority could name more than half a dozen drivers I'd be fucking amazed.But the pompousness of Wimbledon really fucks me off, a bunch of elitist bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Wimbledon helps preserve standards by insisting the competitors wear whites.Men invited to the royal box must wear a lounge suit. I would like to see that extended to all male spectators at the event.And these people without butlers, common scruff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 This is probably a repeat but fuck it, I don't care.The yearly chance for 99% of the population to pretend they give a fuck about tennis. If these 'fans' had a tennis club at the bottom of their fucking street they probably wouldn't go but when jolly old Wimbledon comes around everyone's a fucking expert.As far as pompous, up it's own arse, stuck up fucking shit goes this is top of the tree.And the commentators, 'oh look, he's smiling at the crowd, what a character he is.' Well yes, in your repressed, stuck-up fucking world he probably is a fucking character. Anywhere else he's just a robotic, personality-free, boring bastard like the rest of them.Bastards, fuck off.Or I suppose I could just change the channel.......The average Wimbledon crowd really piss me off, they will laugh at the smallest thing, player drops his towel, hilarious, these inbred fucks would even laugh at miranda. As for sitting in the rain singing with cliff fucking Richard, such jollies, cunts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Wimbledon helps preserve standards by insisting the competitors wear whites.Men invited to the royal box must wear a lounge suit. I would like to see that extended to all male spectators at the event.Well, you're half way there, the dress code this year seems to be jacket collar and tie for centre court. Isn't a problem until the sun shines. It's a bit of a sun trap then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 repressed namby pamby southern jessies wallowing in 1950's home counties cuntdom ... say what you like about yer man murray .. but he certainly fucked up the 'timothy son of a solicitor' wet dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Fuck off sport. Hello sofa, telly beer and spiffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 My in-laws all play tennis 365... Don't fucking talk to me about wimbledon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 The only cunts who go to wimbledon are queers,grannies,paedophiles,jews and tennis fans.Add gypsies and you'd have a full house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 repressed namby pamby southern jessies wallowing in 1950's home counties cuntdom ... say what you like about yer man murray .. but he certainly fucked up the 'timothy son of a solicitor' wet dream Thats what getting shot at in a dunblane school does for you, colonel. Sharpens the reflexes. As for Henman, he was a private school product, wasn't he? The Wimbledon crowd got his old school chant wrong. They always put an erroneous comma in "come on tim." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 I see that our number 1 woman got beat by that Williams gentleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I see that our number 1 woman got beat by that Williams gentleman.On or off the court? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 And carry your own towels instead of throwing it to some ball-boy or girl then demanding it after every shot, you filthy, sweaty bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Wimbledon helps preserve standards by insisting the competitors wear whites.Men invited to the royal box must wear a lounge suit. I would like to see that extended to all male spectators at the event.The tour de france started yesterday. Did you watch it wearing lycra and a dickie bow tie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I hear that Andy Murray won 'despite an injury scare'.If I was a cynical cunt I'd say he was preparing his excuses.....and I'm a cynical cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 No more than giant ping pong and a game for cunts. I used to hate that John McEnroe, is he dead yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 FORE! .........I'll get my coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Whether you like it or not sport is an integral part of mainstream life and should be propionately aired on TV radio etc.Your continuing approval and support of the pornography industry is repugnant and offensive. It is a stance that erodes standards. Fucking hell Spunkers, your such a prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I think all sport should have it's own special channel,and stop boring the fuck out of us cunts that don't like it.How many channels you got on your telly Snitcher? Are you still living in the 1970's you knob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 The only cunts who go to wimbledon are queers,grannies,paedophiles,jews and tennis fans.An interesting observation. You must be a very frequent attendee to have such an in depth knowledge of the demographic. I wonder which of these categories you fall in to? Or are you one of those blokes who serve the cucumber sandwiches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Whether you like it or not sport is an integral part of mainstream life and should be propionately aired on TV radio etc.Your continuing approval and support of the pornography industry is repugnant and offensive. It is a stance that erodes standards. Fuck me Mr. Poshboy, you actually have something to say! You should do more of that instead of pandering to these tossers and presenting them with such an easy target. You muggy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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