Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 He claimed that water provides energy to the brain and body by splitting the hydrogen and oxygen into its component parts .. what really makes him a cunt though is that he was the father of Camila Batamghelidj. for that alone he should have been executed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I didn't know if that was someone's name or you'd fell asleep on the keyboard whilst starting the nom. Fuck me.I'll betray my ignorance once again and admit I have no idea who the cunt is, although you've painted a rather bellendrical picture of the daft bastard for me, so I shan't bother googling him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 bellendricalWOTD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 That's not a name you lying fuck!It's an exclamation at the point of orgasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 Never heard of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 Wasn't she a character in Dune? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I thought it was a garage grime DJ on the Tuxedo Princess... Ferry-doon Batman Hell DJ Toon Tastic Speschul !!!!!!£1.50 Early Doors, £3.00 after 10.00pmDress Code*Slappers : 10" stilletoes (minimum), 3" skirt (maximum), 4 layers of Dulux Mango Magic (minimum)Blokes : Nike Air max (stolen only), Spray-on stonewash jeans, t-shirt (maximum)* Any clothes still wearing security tags automatically win you a 4-pack of Ace Lager, see Baz.Special Security Notice : Mackams and Smoggies can fook off or get baptised in the Tyne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I like him because he has an orsum name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I think think i`ve a fridge magnet from there, it`s in Wales isn`t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 That's the sound I hear when I fart in the bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I'll have a Fereydoon batmanghelidj with pilau rice, naan bread and a bottle of cobra please 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 That's the sound I hear when I fart in the bathDo you pop the bubbles with your big toe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Do you pop the bubbles with your big toe?Why is it that they always smell worse when bubbled through bath water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Why is it that they always smell worse when bubbled through bath water?You're right they do! Perhaps it's something to do with the steam. Or maybe you've followed through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Why is it that they always smell worse when bubbled through bath water?To me they always smell the same when filtered through water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Yes, I convinced my wife that I was re enacting the battle sequence of the cruel sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Yes, I convinced my wife that I was re enacting the battle sequence of the cruel sea.I heard it was going well until the "Submarine" surfaced, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 That's easy for you to say.Not as easy as Abergavenny. To impress the opposite sex with your bath farting, try dimming the lights and holding a match just above the water as the bubbles emerge. Call them to the bathroom and wow them with an impressive pyrotechnic display. Works for me.I was constipated this morning and had to use a "bomb". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 The fucking slag has spent £800k of a £3million grant on salaries. Never trust anyone who looks as though they have got dressed by crawling backwards in the dark through a structurally unsafe far eastern factory full of Primark rejects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 She reminds me of a fucking bull seal wrapped up in my nan's curtains. I pray that a short sighted eskimo clubs this fucking charlatan to death and the video of it goes viral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 Cracks me up every time....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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