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​A horrendous insult to house bricks up and down the country. Withdraw that remark.

​I'm sorry Stickers. I wasn't thinking there.

House brick have a rather superior intelligence to Spunkape.

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The aforementioned are a coven of muppets. Please add yourself to their lower class collective.

lol.

​Err, it takes 13 to make a coven! I should know, we've been sticking pins in your effigy all day. 

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​Err, it takes 13 to make a coven! I should know, we've been sticking pins in your effigy all day. 

Oddly enough, I phoned my Mrs at work today to ask whether she'd ever had shooting pains across the chest, as if someone had a voodoo doll and was sticking pins in it. She said "no, why do you ask?" I said "how about now?" 

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​Err, it takes 13 to make a coven! I should know, we've been sticking pins in your effigy all day. 

Oi Gobby... hun, this punky tim but dim character needs a good fuckin beating. If I track the weasel down and kill him dead, can I come and live with you and Mr G by the seaside? 

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Oddly enough, I phoned my Mrs at work today to ask whether she'd ever had shooting pains across the chest, as if someone had a voodoo doll and was sticking pins in it. She said "no, why do you ask?" I said "how about now?" 

​Poor Mrs Scotty!

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Oi Gobby... hun, this punky tim but dim character needs a good fuckin beating. If I track the weasel down and kill him dead, can I come and live with you and Mr G by the seaside? 

​That might be going a bit too far Frank. Just kick him in the cunt and I'm sure we can find room for you in our little beach hut. 

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​That might be going a bit too far Frank. Just kick him in the cunt and I'm sure we can find room for you in our little beach hut. 

​That might be going a bit too far Frank. Just kick him in the cunt and I'm sure we can find room for you in our little beach hut. 

I would lie low behind the back seats of his Range until the chino/shirt wearing pleb appeared. At knifepoint, I will direct him to your windswept fucking hell-hole by the sea. Whilst you sit up on the kitchen worktop.. spread-eagled and knicker-less, Mr G and I will deal with him by mobile judas cradle. Face fucking will naturally follow... hubby permitting. 

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That's the least of her worries, gobbler. We're in the middle of a fucking massive row, there's more radiation emanating from our house than Chernobyl. And for once, she's in the wrong and knows it.

​A woman who's used to being right all the time is gonna struggle to back down, trust me scotty, every one of your accusing glances is a bowie knife up her chuff.  

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I would lie low behind the back seats of his Range until the chino/shirt wearing pleb appeared. At knifepoint, I will direct him to your windswept fucking hell-hole by the sea. Whilst you sit up on the kitchen worktop.. spread-eagled and knicker-less, Mr G and I will deal with him by mobile judas cradle. Face fucking will naturally follow... hubby permitting. 

Looking forward to it already. ​Not sure my hubby would agree to you giving him a face fuck though. 

 

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​A woman who's used to being right all the time is gonna struggle to back down, trust me scotty, every one of your accusing glances is a bowie knife up her chuff.  

Even her sister drove round here to remonstrate with her, and her best friend over the road had a go as well. Wish I could go into the gory details, I'm still fucking fuming now.

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Even her sister drove round here to remonstrate with her, and her best friend over the road had a go as well. Wish I could go into the gory details, I'm still fucking fuming now.

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Even her sister drove round here to remonstrate with her, and her best friend over the road had a go as well. Wish I could go into the gory details, I'm still fucking fuming now.

​She said she loves Portsmouth more than she loves you...?!

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I would lie low behind the back seats of his Range until the chino/shirt wearing pleb appeared. At knifepoint, I will direct him to your windswept fucking hell-hole by the sea. Whilst you sit up on the kitchen worktop.. spread-eagled and knicker-less, Mr G and I will deal with him by mobile judas cradle. Face fucking will naturally follow... hubby permitting. 

​Welcome back Frank... you cunt.

 

As for punkers...

             

 

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