Guest MikeD Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 So, you're at 35,000 feet flying at 700 mph with a few millimetres separating you from the outside world and certain death and to most people that's quite an achievement.But no!!! That's not enough, you're expecting a Michelin star rated chef to be serving you a fucking five course meal with butler service as well.Fuck off and go on a fucking cruise ship then you moaning faced bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 apparently there is something about flying that changes your palate, it numbs half of your taste and you can only detect salty, sour and bitter stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 apparently there is something about flying that changes your palate, it numbs half of your taste and you can only detect salty, sour and bitter stuff...A few hours with bad food is too much for some people apparently, maybe they don't realise they can eat as much as they want before or after they get on the plane as well.Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Not to mention the cunts have only paid £29.99 to get to Marrakech, and still think they are being ripped off by a poor quality chicken baguette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 ......Fuck off and go on a fucking cruise ship then you moaning faced bastards. cruise ships ... now there's a whole world of cuntdom if ever there was one ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 apparently there is something about flying that changes your palate, it numbs half of your taste and you can only detect salty, sour and bitter stuff...Usually numbs the brain if the behavior of some twats I see on flights 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 So, you're at 35,000 feet flying at 700 mph with a few millimetres separating you from the outside world and certain death and to most people that's quite an achievement.But no!!! That's not enough, you're expecting a Michelin star rated chef to be serving you a fucking five course meal with butler service as well.Fuck off and go on a fucking cruise ship then you moaning faced bastards. Decimus takes his own chef and butler when he uses his lear jet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Not to mention the cunts have only paid £29.99 to get to Marrakech, and still think they are being ripped off by a poor quality chicken baguette.In some parts of london it costs £29.99 for a chicken baguette anyway... not sure about the quality because I've never paid that much for a sandwich... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Decimus takes his own chef and butler when he uses his lear jetDon't blame him, can't take the risk of flying B.A first class, you might bump into punkape 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 The only airline "food" you'll ever need... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Decimus takes his own chef and butler when he uses his lear jetI'll have you know that if I fly anywhere it's by Turkish airlines. The masochist in me can't stay away from the complimentary human rights abuses and rum baba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 rum baba.That's the nicest thing anyone's ever called Wayne Rooney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I think you have listed the consequences of joining the mile high club..................errr not that I am a member.After I posted that I looked and thought.. Hmm... maybe that sounds a bit dodgy... or all the "scientists" are poofs...Better still, on a concorde out of Paris.nowt wrong with Concorde except the fucking yanks being jealous... cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I think you have listed the consequences of joining the mile high club..................errr not that I am a member.Done that, PK. Took me 15 minutes to crowbar the wife into the bogs, and half an hour to get a semi on when she peeled her clothes off. By the time I finally got near the vinegar strokes the cabin crew were thumping on the craphouse door thinking I'd had a coronary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I've always wondered about this. Under the circumstances the fact that you get a hot meal at all is a fucking miracle. I've always thought they should just serve some top quality sandwiches or other cold food instead of fucking about with these miserable moaning cunts. Why is it that cunts get on a plane and suddenly expect to have their fat arses licked and be waited on hand and foot. Who the fuck do they think they are? If , like me, they had any concept of mortality they would be shitting their pants and too terrified to eat or drink anything. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) I think you have listed the consequences of joining the mile high club..................errr not that I am a member.We had "The 90 Miles Per Hour Club" on the trains .. not that I was a member Edited May 28, 2015 by Lady Penelope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 We had "The 90 Miles Per Hour Club" on the trains .. not that I was a member I'm a founder member of the "Gone in 60 Seconds" club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I'm a founder member of the "Gone in 60 Seconds" club.Those little blue pills will cure you Scotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I never eat the in-flight food, in case results in the need to use the in-flight crapper. ughh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 I never eat the in-flight food, in case results in the need to use the in-flight crapper. ughh. I woudlnt worry, they dont feed you enough to need a shit... those bread buns they give you should be served with tweezers and a dentists scraper to butter the fuckers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I can relate to this in my line of employment. People rush to the Accident & Emergency department after being bitten by an ant thinking their arm is going to drop off because it is vaguely red and swollen. Most sensible people would take some antihistamines and use a cold compress and wait a few days to allow the healing process to occur. Instead they demand instant service because they are in "real bad pain", but have not thought to take any pain killers. Invariably they end up waiting 3 hours in a waiting room with others who are coughing and gobbing and are more likely to catch a virus for their troubles. I think some people feel empowered when they demand service as in their work life they are probably subordinates who get told what to do most of the time. Security guards on receptions are massive bell ends, can't make the grade to be proper filth, or even a prison officer, to fat and lazy to be a traffic warden, but give them a uniform and a couple of meaningless stripes on their arm and you had better watch out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Stand up and shout "Allu Akbar" at the top of your voice. The smell of shit and piss will give them something else to moan about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I know. Hot food without fire in a flying machine. It's fucking sorcery, that's what it is.It's the workings of the Devil himself Drew.Demonic doings I'll have you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 It's the workings of the Devil himself Drew.Demonic doings I'll have you know. Mobile phones!!!!Where's the wires? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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