Cuntybaws Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 No, not Frank and Pen!Eastbourne couple George Kirby (103) and Doreen Luckie (91) will become the oldest newlyweds in the world when they get married in June, assuming the old cunts last another month which, judging by the picture, is by no means guaranteed. The filthy old fuckers have been living together for the last 27 years, so I don't imagine their viagra-fuelled wedding night will hold too many surprises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 No, not Frank and Pen!Eastbourne couple George Kirby (103) and Doreen Luckie (91) will become the oldest newlyweds in the world when they get married in June, assuming the old cunts last another month which, judging by the picture, is by no means guaranteed. The filthy old fuckers have been living together for the last 27 years, so I don't imagine their viagra-fuelled wedding night will hold too many surprises. If she wakes up to find him stiff, it might be a cause for concern 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Imagine hearing old people having sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 She looks too young to be me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Imagine hearing old people having sexPlenty of huffing and puffing, groaning and moaning, and that's just getting their shoes off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Plenty of huffing and puffing, groaning and moaning, and that's just getting their shoes off And then they've got to find their bits, if they can remember where they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 She looks too young to be me. He looks too young to be Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Are we there yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 At least he aint got to worry about the milkman...I don't know about that. Some pervs will pay good money for some granny sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Really Mr. Bores? As you find sex between old persons so abhorrent may i suggest you refrain from creeping around in the middle of the night and peering through their windows? Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Really Mr. Bores? As you find sex between old persons so abhorrent may i suggest you refrain from creeping around in the middle of the night and peering through their windows? Just a thought.Sounds like my Saturday nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 Some American comic quipped he was looking forward to dementia as it meant different pussy every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 There will be no pussy for the old codger. He will count himself lucky to have a fresh nappy and some cocoa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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