Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Do you want me to stamp on your tiny bollocks & slice your cock off you low life?You're really not all there, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 You're really not all there, are you? Totally fucking tharn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Totally fucking tharn!Tharn: A negative term attributed to one who irritates his peers by acting excessively retarded.I hadn't heard of this word but it's certainly appropriate, although the definition seems to imply that it's done on purpose. In the case of the sheep, it can't help itself due to actually being excessively retarded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 reportedOooooooo, you're really not ready for the corner are you, twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Tharn: A negative term attributed to one who irritates his peers by acting excessively retarded.I hadn't heard of this word but it's certainly appropriate, although the definition seems to imply that it's done on purpose. In the case of the sheep, it can't help itself due to actually being excessively retarded.The original usage refers to a petrified rabbit, frozen uselessly in fear as the car or the fox bears down on it. There is no word in Lapine for "sheep", which just goes to show that rabbits are cleverer than humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 The original usage refers to a petrified rabbit, frozen uselessly in fear as the car or the fox bears down on it. There is no word in Lapine for "sheep", which just goes to show that rabbits are cleverer than humans.Well, cleverer the Prof and Jazz, or Mr and Mrs stupid cunt as they are known back home in cuntsville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 NO PUMPKIN SEEDS YOU FIBBER - I've googled: Wholemeal Flour (Wheat), Water, Caramelised Sugar,Yeast, Soya Flour, Salt, Fermented WheatFlour, Wheat Protein, Emulsifier: E472e, E481; Vegetable Fat (Rapeseed, Palm), Flour Treatment Agent: Ascorbic Acid.AKA things in an HOVISIf that is the only thing you find wrong with my posting, my work here is complete! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 So sorry Yazz, I was drinking me wine, when I posted the above comments, I was wearing me beer gogglesI meant to post this:Amanda Holden sister was apparently in the Nepal earthquake - she has her nose in everything. I saw the newspaper headlines Tuesday when I was checking the date on The Sun newspaper to see if me tuna & cucumber sandwiches were past their use by date - it won’t be the first time I’ve been almost tricked into eating dangerous fish.Didn’t know if to post this on NEP AID or Hovis? In my case I believe more bread is involved.I've never been so strongly in favour of someone receiving mandatory euthanasia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 Well I am not a fan of Amanda either, but I don't go around saying I want her dead.I'm talking about you, you dull-witted imbecile. I'd love it if I heard you were going for one last holiday in Switzerland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 Well I am not a fan of Amanda either, but I don't go around saying I want her dead.I wouldn't mind her being laid out flat... just make sure no-ones looking.. especially my missus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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