cuntspotter Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I've never figured out who Benedict is or why this offering is slathered in Hollandaise sauce. I'll have rice crispies please. I'm not sure why anyone would eat this for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I've never figured out who Benedict is or why this offering is slathered in Hollandaise sauce. I'll have rice crispies please. I'm not sure why anyone would eat this for breakfast.It's the kind of pretentious shit that Punkape imagines he eats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 It was a breakfast choice on a menu I saw the other day. I ended up choosing Smoked salmon and scrambled eggs with some toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 They also had a full 'vegetarian'. I am intrigued by the image of a vegetarian fry up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 They also had a full 'vegetarian'. I am intrigued by the image of a vegetarian fry up.Turnips in basil oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 They also had a full 'vegetarian'. I am intrigued by the image of a vegetarian fry up.Everyone's mental image of a vegetarian breakfast will be slightly different, but there will be one constant - a massive cunt will be eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Pope Benedict was a cunt.I can keep this up all day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Do they do Eggs Benedict at McDonalds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Do they do Eggs Benedict at McDonalds? Only when some shitty little burger flipper faps all over the mcmuffins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Didn't Eggs Benedict play that character in 'The A Team'.You know the fellah.Him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Its how you offer breakfast to BBC's Sherlock ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Pope Benedict was a cunt.I can keep this up all day...Another dig at the papists - well done 'Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I had Eggs Benedict in one of Ramond Blanc's restaurant, Brasserie Blanc in Berkhamsted a few years ago. Fucking rubbish, I can do it better myself and for a fraction of his daylight robbery price...... the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Only when some shitty little burger flipper faps all over the mcmuffinsKeith won't be deterred, cum porridge is a delicacy in his hovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Its how you offer breakfast to BBC's Sherlock !Alright jacko, you still on the sauce? I bet you had Smirnoff on your cornflakes this morning. I know I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I had Eggs Benedict in one of Ramond Blanc's restaurant, Brasserie Blanc in Berkhamsted a few years ago. Fucking rubbish, I can do it better myself and for a fraction of his daylight robbery price...... the cunt. Should've tried Carluccio's or had a fry up at that Greek Sandwich shop next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Should've tried Carluccio's or had a fry up at that Greek Sandwich shop next door.Yes I've tried Carluccio's, very good and the best coffee in town. Is Gatsby still up to standard? It was very good the last time I ate there except that they let all the chav shite use the bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Smeggs Bendydick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Ermm .... ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: Shut the fuck up, Cerveau d'oeufs.You've got one massive fuck off chip on your shoulder haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Didn't Eggs Benedict play that character in 'The A Team'.You know the fellah.Him!No. Eggs Benedict was the American turncoat in the War of independence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 No. Eggs Benedict was the American turncoat in the War of independence.Bit like the Italians in WW2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Yes I've tried Carluccio's, very good and the best coffee in town. Is Gatsby still up to standard? It was very good the last time I ate there except that they let all the chav shite use the bar. It's a fucking war zone outside Gatsby in the summer with pissheads draped all over the outdoor furniture in various stages of undress and consciousness. Happy to report the food is well up to scratch (steak - perhaps an unimaginative choice but nonetheless, a poem).Other than that it's a bit of a culinary desert unless you pop over to Gilbeys in Amersham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 It's a fucking war zone outside Gatsby in the summer with pissheads draped all over the outdoor furniture in various stages of undress and consciousness. Happy to report the food is well up to scratch (steak - perhaps an unimaginative choice but nonetheless, a poem).Other than that it's a bit of a culinary desert unless you pop over to Gilbeys in Amersham?Thanks for the tip. I'll be in Amersham in July visiting and old flame so might well take her there for a nosh up. No disrespect intended but I find the whole of the UK a bit of culinary desert to be honest, been disappointed so many times that I now try to avoid restaurants if I can when I'm over there, always fantastic front of house service but then the order is put in front of you it for the most fails miserably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I prefer Eggs Florantine actually,Have you heard of that ?"Florantine"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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