Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 I keep seeing people walking around with these fucking abominations strapped to their heads. Massively overpriced shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 anybody who walks about with earphones, headphones or whatever with music blasting into their ears is a twat in my book. Especially the ones who fucking sing along and dance in public. Arseholes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 anybody who walks about with earphones, headphones or whatever with music blasting into their ears is a twat in my book. Especially the ones who fucking sing along and dance in public. ArseholesHope you don't include cunts out running with headphones on in this, as that would be me! Not Beats I hasten to add...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 I wonder how long it will be before Walter adds one of his hysterically funny comments to this nom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 ...this sounds all very racist to me!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 I wonder how long it will be before Walter adds one of his hysterically funny comments to this nom?I'll fill in for him.Headphones are only used by the lower orders, who naturally cannot distinguish between modern so-called music and genuine chamber music. These vermin are useless to the genetic advancement of the aristocracy, and should be allowed to die out.lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 bricktop!! (sorry.. didn't want to miss out on all the fun...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 Hope you don't include cunts out running with headphones on in this, as that would be me! Not Beats I hasten to add......Actually no I don't. That's fair enough. Unless you look like one of those joggers who run as if they've shat themselves, then yes they are double twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 I'll fill in for him.Headphones are only used by the lower orders, who naturally cannot distinguish between modern so-called music and genuine chamber music. These vermin are useless to the genetic advancement of the aristocracy, and should be allowed to die out.lolHe's probably got a 78 rpm gramophone system in his Range Rover, the decadent cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) Don't you see people with a brick on top of their heads ?lolI'd like to see you with some bricks on top of your head. Let's say around 1000 for good measure. Edited April 2, 2015 by Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 He's probably got a 78 rpm gramophone system in his Range Rover, the decadent cunt.Or a cylinder music box turned by a monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Don't you see people with a brick on top of their heads ?lolI see dead people.Anyway, back to the nom.I saw a couple of cyclists with these things on and thought to myself it's a ying and yang thing, insofar as could anyone be more intent on killing themselves by deliberately blocking out one of the key senses?But then again - is no one more deserving? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I'm clearly out of the loop here, as I don't have a fucking clue what these Beat things are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Overpriced shite for cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I'm clearly out of the loop here, as I don't have a fucking clue what these Beat things are.Okay do you remember Princess Leia in Star Wars.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Okay do you remember Princess Leia in Star Wars....When you think of "banging"... it takes on a different meaning between Princess Leia and music... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Okay do you remember Princess Leia in Star Wars....I've never seen star wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I've never seen star wars.Fuck me, quite at the cutting edge of the ruddy Zeitgeist aren't you?No Star Wars. No Dr Dre Beats HeadphonesStick around, they'll be voting in the blowjobs round your gaff in around 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 It's a bit like the that first time you saw Debbie Harry on TOTP in that t shirt ... fuuurggin ell ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 ... 'that' .. see - I can't even type properly for thinking about it even now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Fuck me, quite at the cutting edge of the ruddy Zeitgeist aren't you?No Star Wars. No Dr Dre Beats HeadphonesStick around, they'll be voting in the blowjobs round your gaff in around 2020I'm also married. What are these blowjobs of which you speak? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I'm also married. What are these blowjobs of which you speak?'Tis said, Scotters, that some women place their lips around their mans penis and use their mouth and tongue to give pleasure. As a married man too, I am very sceptical about this and doubt there is even an ounce of truth in it. 'Tis but a legend from olden times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I gave my Mrs the antidote for blowjobs: wedding cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I gave my Mrs the antidote for blowjobs: wedding cake.Ah, so that's where we went wrong, dapps. I knew there was an answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Ah, so that's where we went wrong, dapps. I knew there was an answer.Scotty old bean, I read that Jeffrey Bernard gubbins. Fucking top drawer. I admit, I had never heard of him, but I just bought his biography too, and Peter O'Toole's. I chuckled no end at his antics. But thanks to your recommendation I am back on the sauce and fags. Fucked into 2 litres of Smirnoff and read the whole fucking thing over the weekend. And I'm also making a beeline for the Coach and Horses in Soho next weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.