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The mouse in my loft


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Field mice are cute little things. Except for the one that's stomping around in the loft right now keeping me awake. Pointy toothed long whiskered vermin little cunt.

​If your other half creep around the house shitting and pissing everywhere would you call them cute as well?

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It would be high time for extermination.

Those plug in ultrasonic / electromagnetic deterrent thingies seem to work quite well, but have one major drawback, which is that you cannot gain any enjoyment from killing the 'orrible stinky little cunt. I prefer to use a humane trap, from which you can transfer the culprit to a nice snug cardboard box. Said varmint will think it has landed on it's paws and anticipate release back into the wild... right up until the time you jump up and down on the box and squash its brains through its nose.

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​If your other half creep around the house shitting and pissing everywhere would you call them cute as well?

​Hell no. The cunt would be dealt with, DrCunt style.

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