Decimus Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Get a cat.It sounds like she'll have a lot more free time nowadays so I reckon she could dedicate herself to the task. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 I have mice and the only thing that catches them is sticky pads. Gruesome things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Field mice are cute little things. Except for the one that's stomping around in the loft right now keeping me awake. Pointy toothed long whiskered vermin little cunt.If your other half creep around the house shitting and pissing everywhere would you call them cute as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 It would be high time for extermination.Those plug in ultrasonic / electromagnetic deterrent thingies seem to work quite well, but have one major drawback, which is that you cannot gain any enjoyment from killing the 'orrible stinky little cunt. I prefer to use a humane trap, from which you can transfer the culprit to a nice snug cardboard box. Said varmint will think it has landed on it's paws and anticipate release back into the wild... right up until the time you jump up and down on the box and squash its brains through its nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Said ultra sonic gizmos are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 A little mouse with clogs on?Windy miller is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Fuck the mouse in your loft, I've got bigger problems. There's a rat in me kitchen, what am I gonna do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 If your other half creep around the house shitting and pissing everywhere would you call them cute as well?Hell no. The cunt would be dealt with, DrCunt style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Fuck the mouse in your loft, I've got bigger problems. There's a rat in me kitchen, what am I gonna do?Well, that dates us both as fucking ancient deccs. You posted it, and I understood it. ffs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Fuck the mouse in your loft, I've got bigger problems. There's a rat in me kitchen, what am I gonna do?I'd fix that rat, if I were you, and fix it quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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