White Cunt Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 I wonder if Keith ever gets in to conversations regarding his purchases in the 'specialty' shop ?Keith got banned from all of them. He gets the boot treatment very frequently. Can't tell why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 Imagine the scenes at the checkout. It will be Fucking brilliant... Oi, you fat cunt.... Fuck off you drunken witch. Never mind a bag of doughnuts versus cheap white cider. What about a bag of doughnuts AND cheap white cider. Of course, fair exchange is no robbery perhaps people ćould exchange dietary tips for sobriety tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 Imagine the scenes at the checkout. It will be Fucking brilliant... Oi, you fat cunt.... Fuck off you drunken witch. Never mind a bag of doughnuts versus cheap white cider. What about a bag of doughnuts AND cheap white cider. Of course, fair exchange is no robbery perhaps people ćould exchange dietary tips for sobriety tips. ^^ If ever a comment was posted whilst the poster was drunk, this has to be it. Good lad, spotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 A few weeks ago I was stood behind a tattooed lovely in Tescos in Ponty. Her trolley had rather a lot of booze in it, a matter that caused the checkout woman to comment good humouredly.... "Are you having a party"? To which the cartoon emblazoned temptress replied... "Mind your own fucking business you nosey bitch". Oh how we laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 A few weeks ago I was stood behind a tattooed lovely in Tescos in Ponty. Her trolley had rather a lot of booze in it, a matter that caused the checkout woman to comment good humouredly.... "Are you having a party"? To which the cartoon emblazoned temptress replied... "Mind your own fucking business you nosey bitch". Oh how we laughed.The old " are you having a party?" seems to be a stock phrase amongst the socially inept, minimum wage skanks manning the nations checkouts. This cunt got all that she deserved. Like children in the Victorian age, supermarket staff should be seen and not heard. If they wanted the right to air an opinion they should have paid more attention at school to earn the right to cast judgement on their social superiors. If that sounds a bit Punkapeish I apologise, but it's true. Unqualified slatterns and chavs should carry out their jobs in silence and be thankful that there are successful people with disposable income to keep them in employment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 The old " are you having a party?" seems to be a stock phrase amongst the socially inept, minimum wage skanks manning the nations checkouts. This cunt got all that she deserved. Like children in the Victorian age, supermarket staff should be seen and not heard. If they wanted the right to air an opinion they should have paid more attention at school to earn the right to cast judgement on their social superiors. If that sounds a bit Punkapeish I apologise, but it's true. Unqualified slatterns and chavs should carry out their jobs in silence and be thankful that there are successful people with disposable income to keep them in employment.No, a post-funeral reception tends to knock the wind out of their sails at bit too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 The old " are you having a party?" seems to be a stock phrase amongst the socially inept, minimum wage skanks manning the nations checkouts. This cunt got all that she deserved. Like children in the Victorian age, supermarket staff should be seen and not heard. If they wanted the right to air an opinion they should have paid more attention at school to earn the right to cast judgement on their social superiors. If that sounds a bit Punkapeish I apologise, but it's true. Unqualified slatterns and chavs should carry out their jobs in silence and be thankful that there are successful people with disposable income to keep them in employment....and there's the nub of it. The checkout staff are watching people spend more on a bottle of wine than they earn in an hour, so my guess is that some jealous vindictiveness rears its ugly head. That doesn't excuse it though, these cunts should take your money politely and keep their fucking mouths shut. And fwiw, I still say that decimus ought to take my earlier advice and send a written complaint to the shop owners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 The old " are you having a party?" seems to be a stock phrase amongst the socially inept, minimum wage skanks manning the nations checkouts. This cunt got all that she deserved. Like children in the Victorian age, supermarket staff should be seen and not heard. If they wanted the right to air an opinion they should have paid more attention at school to earn the right to cast judgement on their social superiors. If that sounds a bit Punkapeish I apologise, but it's true. Unqualified slatterns and chavs should carry out their jobs in silence and be thankful that there are successful people with disposable income to keep them in employment.You cunt Decimus, one of my best mates is a check out girl and she is solid gold. Waitrose mind you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 You cunt Decimus, one of my best mates is a check out girl and she is solid gold. Waitrose mind you.I'd ask for her phone number, but waitrose?? She sounds way out of my league. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 They deliberately employ these chav style gobshites to get you to use the self service tills. Just shut the fuck up, checkout girl or you'll be out of a job next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 They deliberately employ these chav style gobshites to get you to use the self service tills. Just shut the fuck up, checkout girl or you'll be out of a job next week.Not when she's blowing the supervisor every other break she won't be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Not when she's blowing the supervisor every other break she won't be......oh, you cynic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 ...oh, you cynic.cynic? Fook off.. I'm the supervisor!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 cynic? Fook off.. I'm the supervisor!!!!!!!!! I insisted on seeing the supermarket manager."Your cashier just called me a cunt," I fumed."Thats hard to believe Sir," he replied, "did anyone else hear this happen?"Furious now, I fronted up to him. "Are you calling me a fucking liar?" I yelled."No Sir," he said, "but this is a self-service till." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 There are nosey-cunt-repellent badges out there. But the staff has to be able to read for it to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 cynic? Fook off.. I'm the supervisor!!!!!!!!! ding dong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.