Guest Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I frowned at my crossword and started saying "two across.... nine letters..." when my wife interrupted me. "I know this!!" she said excitedly. " 'Crucified'! "You don't want no cunts fuckin with your crossword Scotto and that's a fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I've got a crossword. Well four actually. FUCK OFF YOU CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I've got a crossword. Well four actually. FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.this took me a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Smith hammed his parts up too much, like a jive talking Brian Blessed. I have followed his career with interest and rate his performance in the Virgin Broadband ads as his finest work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Watched this cunt in I Am Legend just last night. I've seen it before and remember vaguely enjoying it, but can only assume I was pissed which would not have been that unusual at that time. However, watching it sober it reinforced the fact that this particular brand of Hollywood cunt is truly a self-aggrandising, self-congratulatory, one trick pony. His fucking ego knows no bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) His fucking ego knows no bounds.I agree with most of what you say, but when you've produced such a fine body of work including Red Dwarf and Robot Wars, its inevitable you're going to have a bit of an ego. Mind you, he's shit in corrie. Edited March 12, 2015 by Decimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 You'll notice I am not responding on the comments regarding black people all looking the same. Very childish. Will Smiths earlier works such as To Sir With Love however, are unrivaled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 One could get a little mixed up with William Fox Pitt's name. William Pox Fitt for example. Or William Poxie Shit. Or Old Etonian Cunt Fixed Splott. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 On other equestrian matters, I'd be happy to lick Pippa's Funnel anytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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