Decimus Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) Should be done under the trade descriptions act, the only thing great about it is the ever encroaching sea which will hopefully one day wipe it off the map. One of the most deprived areas in the country, its almost impressive level of tackiness and 1950's style ambience manages to attracts northern types in their thousands. Swarms of the uncouth, fat ankled fuckers descend each year to eat and shit in close proximity in rusty, tetanus infested caravan's. Personally, if this was the only place I could afford to take my family on holiday to, I'd report myself to social services for child neglect and kill myself out of shame. Edited February 28, 2015 by Decimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Should be done under the trade descriptions act, the only thing great about it is the ever encroaching sea which will hopefully one day wipe it off the map. One of the most deprived areas in the country, its almost impressive level of tackiness and 1950's style ambience manages to attracts northern types in their thousands. Swarms of the uncouth, fat ankled fuckers descend each year to eat and shit in close proximity in rusty, tetanus infested caravan's. Personally, if this was the only place I could afford to take my family on holiday to, I'd report myself to social services for child neglect and kill myself out of shame.Good place to set up an immigration detention centre and put Londo in charge. Brony could lend a hand on the female ward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 My family all travelled from Glasgow to Yarmouth during several summers in the 1970's. We loved it. SheJacko and I went for a weekend 2 years ago. It hasn't changed a bit. By that I mean everything that was there in the 70's is still there - only falling apart. I was deeply disappointed. And why is it Deco, that any male between the ages of 40 - 55 sport an earring and mullet ? Is it a Norfolk thing ? Everything at the seafront has become overpriced and nasty, the pubs are dirty, as is the entire place in general.Everywhere was busy as fuck though and everyone seemed happy. Maybe I was looking at it from a 1975 perspective.Needless to say, I got fucking hammered on cider, and I discovered Kraken dark rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 The wooden rollercoaster literally rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 My family all travelled from Glasgow to Yarmouth during several summers in the 1970's. We loved it. SheJacko and I went for a weekend 2 years ago. It hasn't changed a bit. By that I mean everything that was there in the 70's is still there - only falling apart. I was deeply disappointed. And why is it Deco, that any male between the ages of 40 - 55 sport an earring and mullet ? Is it a Norfolk thing ? Everything at the seafront has become overpriced and nasty, the pubs are dirty, as is the entire place in general.Everywhere was busy as fuck though and everyone seemed happy. Maybe I was looking at it from a 1975 perspective.Needless to say, I got fucking hammered on cider, and I discovered Kraken dark rum.It's a sort of uniform, Jackers. It all stems from 90s TV legend Lovejoy. The only family in the county with a TV watched it and word got round he was the epitome of a rogueish fashionista. Next thing you know everyone was dressed and styled up like an 80s German porn star. Cupid is spot on though, Blackpool makes Yarmouth look chic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Pile of shit. Are you the gyppo horse trader cupid recalls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 I was in Weston Super Mare last year and was really surprised how somewhere so Southerly could be so 'upt North' in culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Gt Yarmouth is a purulent boil on the fine county of Norfolk. Mind you, Lowestoft is even worse, but then as it's in Suffolk that should be no surpise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Giving a ginger person head must be like trying to suck a worm out of copper swarf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Should be done under the trade descriptions act, the only thing great about it is the ever encroaching sea which will hopefully one day wipe it off the map. One of the most deprived areas in the country, its almost impressive level of tackiness and 1950's style ambience manages to attracts northern types in their thousands. Swarms of the uncouth, fat ankled fuckers descend each year to eat and shit in close proximity in rusty, tetanus infested caravan's. Personally, if this was the only place I could afford to take my family on holiday to, I'd report myself to social services for child neglect and kill myself out of shame.I'd rather just holiday there than live anywhere near like you obviously do you dopey twat.Have you ever heard of the saying, 'Don't shit on your own doorstep'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Vajazzle, is that you? If it isn't I'm amazed that there is someone else on the planet as tedious and fucking dull as the original model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 (edited) Used to go as a kid and seemed to remember that it was always windy. Every fucking time being blown to shit on the beach. Used to come off it covered in sand. My mum bought me a lovely pink inflatable dolphin that blew away never to be seen again (probably ended up in Aberdeen), that's why I hate the place so much. Edited March 4, 2015 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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