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Married TV actor wakes up to find his testicles have been STOLEN - what a cunt?


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I wonder how this black market in testacles is suppose to work? Do they publish a catalogue or something? Is that what Nuts magazine is all about? Or does some spivvy-looking cunt approach you in the pub, "Can I interest you in a pair of bollocks, gents?". Any pub outside the M25 and the cunt would be beaten to death.

​I like them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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I wonder how this black market in testacles is suppose to work? Do they publish a catalogue or something? Is that what Nuts magazine is all about? Or does some spivvy-looking cunt approach you in the pub, "Can I interest you in a pair of bollocks, gents?". Any pub outside the M25 and the cunt would be beaten to death.

​I believe that there is a place a few miles north of Preston where the deals are done .. the place is called Golden Ball.

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She'd have been gutted if it was me,the oncology nurse a few years back took care of 'ol lefty,what the fuck would she do with one?.It'd look pretty stupid as an earring,I suppose it would have ended up in a jar with the other fucker!

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