Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Fuck off ding, I saw her first.First? wtf has that got to do with anything?Back into bed Mr Ding and tomorrow I'll wear the shorter skirt if you're a good boy. And no cracking one off under the bed clothes either. God it takes me back*whistles*I'm sure Gyps will be overjoyed at the attention she's getting from a pair of Viagra popping softies with a kink for being bummed with a strap on whilst singing the Sound of Musicdon't need viagra.... just the opposite problem if anything.... and I HATE the sound of music.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 don't need viagra.... just the opposite problem if anything.... and I HATE the sound of music....So an image of Judge being intimate with his Friday night kebab on which he pasted a pic of Brony would put you off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 You forgot DFKDFC- Dont fucking know dont fucking careAnd TEETH, Tried Everything Else Try Homoeopathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 First? wtf has that got to do with anything?*whistles*don't need viagra.... just the opposite problem if anything.... and I HATE the sounmusic....I entered a kiddies fancy dress competition as the youngest Von Trapp girl. I looked great in pretty Tyrolean dress and ankle socks. I even sang edelweiss as well. They disqualified me and dragged me kicking and screaming from the building. Either they weren't Sound of music fans or they took exception to me being drunk and 25. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 ................ they took exception to me being drunk and 25.Philistines!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 ... or they took exception to me being drunk and 25.Picky fucking cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 And TEETH, Tried Everything Else Try Homoeopathy.Homeopathy is for prince Charles and lobotomised cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 Homeopathy is for prince Charles and lobotomised cunts.I wouldn't go that far, WC. Aroma therapy can do wonders for the spirit. For example, just the scent of the missus riding my face with her fanny, raises my energy levels to fight for my life to get some air! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 A drunk, a gypsy, unconscious and a nurse.. fooking hell... tell me you're blonde and you're my perfect woman!(don't tell the wife...)Be careful, if you're a charge nurse around my way, you're a bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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