Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I bet the gravelly voiced cunt used to collect all those skanky slime filled knickers up that those middle aged stench cunted shitbins used to throw at him to take home and wank himself off in them.... the pervy knicker wearing fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I would like to attach IED to his bollocks and watch the cuntbreed sing the high notes, actually i wouldn't like to personally attach one to his nuts. They'll probably be a fucking great rip in the arse of his trousers for easy access. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I bet the gravelly voiced cunt used to collect all those skanky slime filled knickers up that those middle aged stench cunted shitbins used to throw at him to take home and wank himself off in them.... the pervy knicker wearing fucking cunt. Probably now sells them all from a stall in Camden market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 No. Those ones belonged to Broneyo. He would of never got his arse in that lacy pink pair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Checkout 'What Good Am I' on his Praise and Blame album (think it's on You Tube too) then come back and talk about how 'talentless' he is.Rocks like a motherfucker and s Britain's greatest pop vocalists ever.Okay, image wise he's a total laughing stock but that voice gets him a lot of credit - not a cunt therefore and certainly not whilst One Direction, John Barrowman, Michael Buble (to name three serial sonic offenders) still draw breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Checkout 'What Good Am I' on his Praise and Blame album (think it's on You Tube too) then come back and talk about how 'talentless' he is.Rocks like a motherfucker and s Britain's greatest pop vocalists ever.Okay, image wise he's a total laughing stock but that voice gets him a lot of credit - not a cunt therefore and certainly not whilst One Direction, John Barrowman, Michael Buble (to name three serial sonic offenders) still draw breath. Well said sir, the man has real depth to his voice and on stage charisma like few others. There are few newcomers who come close. Still a cunt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Went into a pub in Carmarthen a few years back just having a quiet drink with a workmate, the jukebox was playing in the background. All of a sudden the door burst open and around a dozen nutty welsh girls come in, one of them walked up to me and gave me a pound then said 'here's your money back we are going to turn the jukebox off' then proceeded to put a tape on of this cunt and dance all over the chairs and tables, funny thing was I hadn't put any money in the thing. I fucking left hastily. I used to play number eight for Carmarthen Quins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Checkout 'What Good Am I' on his Praise and Blame album (think it's on You Tube too) then come back and talk about how 'talentless' he is. Rocks like a motherfucker and s Britain's greatest pop vocalists ever. Okay, image wise he's a total laughing stock but that voice gets him a lot of credit - not a cunt therefore and certainly not whilst One Direction, John Barrowman, Michael Buble (to name three serial sonic offenders) still draw breath. Each to their own, I suppose, Jiggers old chap. I had a look at that, as well as a couple of other songs, in the name of fairness, and I can't say my opinion has changed at all for the positive. In fact, I'm even more convinced of his cuntitude than ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I used to play number eight for Carmarthen Quins. It was the one in the corner of the town centre can't remember the name but there was a torn jockstrap hanging over the wall light, did it by any chance belong to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 It was the one in the corner of the town centre can't remember the name but there was a torn jockstrap hanging over the wall light, did it by any chance belong to you. The caraway, stag and pheasant, spread eagle, Rose and crown, Mansel arms, the new king george. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 The caraway, stag and pheasant, spread eagle, Rose and crown, Mansel arms, the new king george. Rose and crown . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Rose and crown . Yes, the Rose and Crown Hotel, Lammas Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Yes, the Rose and Crown Hotel, Lammas Street. Does the Spread Eagle have the same entertainment as its namesake in Shoreditch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Does the Spread Eagle have the same entertainment as its namesake in Shoreditch? It's a dining pub... Not my cup of tea at all. Full of cunts and poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 It's a dining pub... Not my cup of tea at all. Full of cunts and poofs. Like the guest rooms then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 It's a dining pub... Not my cup of tea at all. Full of cunts and poofs. Don't suppose there's much call there then for sticking a pound in the glass and getting a birds eye view of neatly trimmed genatalia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Agreed, go on YouTube and check his duet with Janis Joplin. Stunning. Deebom and talentless cunts like that aren't fit enough to lick the sweat of his cobblers. Stick to X Factor you fucking chavs. Once again a craven and faint hearted response Bin, you morbidly unsuccessful dog walker. I just said that Tom is an afro haired welsh cunt, and he fucking well is. That's undeniable even to a limp brained worm like yourself. I made no comment as to Toms singing ability. Tom can belt out a tune with the best of them and deserves all the riches and bitches he's had over the years. He's still an afro haired Welsh cunt though and that will never change. A little like your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Here's a combination you'd never thought would go together in a million years.'kin awe inspiring it is too!http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CWK1F1b5uRg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Tom Jones is not unusual. But he has hardly kept himself to himself that's all a bit unsettling, just ask his 250 000 lovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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