Guest JackoTC Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 (edited) Forget the fucking dentists - turn on your telly during the day if you want to see a complete fucking run through of why society is fucked, a day off today, next time I will not go near the fucking telly.: Payday loans cunts, Wonga, Quickquid etc are on every break. Why ? People who have a payday aren't generally sitting at home desperate to borrow £100 and pay back £600 you cunts. We are targeting the unemployed and trying to make the poor even poorer. Personal injury claims - have you jammed your cock in the fridge and it wasn't your fault ? we'll send a litigation team round at once to examine it and sue the fuck out of someone for you, you despicable pervert. No win no bastard fee. Charities - Send us your bank account details you senile old duffer, and I'll live it up on executive expenses, whilst sending 1p in the £ of your life savings to some knackered old donkey in Spain who is about ready for the pot. Fuck this, I'm beginning to sound like Jazz. Here is a picture of a bird with big tits to cheer us all up. Edited July 1, 2015 by JackoTC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 I like the bird with big tits best in this nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Daytime tv is for cunts (starting at 6am until 9 pm) then it's just shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 I like the bird with big tits best in this nom. She has a very nice pair of glasses indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 I like the bird with big tits best in this nom. Is it Bronski's mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 When I've taken a day off work in the past I would have been found to be wanking myself inside out, but since taking early retirement, I find I haven't the energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Is it Bronski's mum. No, she is missing that completely defeated and dried up look on her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I'm glad the advertising execs at Iceland have finally got there act together and found a suitably stylish replacement for that repulsive slapper Kerry Katona. I'm defo gonna shop there if Peter Andre does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 No way mate. That would be Insania. I'd quite happily shove Len Goodman and Ricky Tomlinson into a Farmfoods freezer though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Fair enough. Just get me a bag of frozen mixed veg. has your Chinese manservant broken both of his legs, again? Or do you live beyond the ten minute drive from a Tesco's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Tesco's? I wouldn't be seen dead in the poxy place, and there are certainly none within 20 mins from me. I tend to use the Food Bank on the Old Kent Rd for me fruit & veg and the local Synagogue provides me with canned stuff. LOL. Fuck me jazz, if you pull on a penny in opposite directions, you could make your own copper wire, you tight fisted bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Where the fuck are the halal food banks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 There are one or two in Little Venice, but those in the know go further downstream towards London Zoo, where one can obtain Halal Ibis, Spoonbill and Great Crested Grebe (in the Snowdon Aviary) and Sumatran Oryx, Honey Badger and Pygmy Marmoset, from The Mappin Terraces... Arrive there early for a good selection of fresh greens in the Giraffe House. Special diets are also catered for, and if you prefer eating at night then I can recommend the Nocturnal House for left-over scraps of Fruit. I may bring out a Romany cookbook. Pigeon and sparrow pie (air rifle needed) Mullard pudding (slice of mothers pride, large blanket, cosh and local pond needed). Nettle soup and hedgehog baked in its own spikes. Luvverly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Tesco's? I wouldn't be seen dead in the poxy place, and there are certainly none within 20 mins from me. I tend to use the Food Bank on the Old Kent Rd for me fruit & veg and the local Synagogue provides me with canned stuff. Ah I know it well. I have to disguise myself as a local chav because they dont like gypsies. The food bank not the Synagogue. Is there a synagogue down the OKR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 I may bring out a Romany cookbook. Pigeon and sparrow pie (air rifle needed) Mullard pudding (slice of mothers pride, large blanket, cosh and local pond needed). Nettle soup and hedgehog baked in its own spikes. Luvverly! I like nettle and wild garlic soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 I keep going back to this picture. I wish she was sunbathing in my garden now. Only getting up now and then to freshen my drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 I keep going back to this picture. I wish she was sunbathing in my garden now. Only getting up now and then to freshen my drink.Can you stop from referring to your tiny spit of yardy patio as a fucking garden. I'm booked in tomorrow night to see Marina at 007. She's new and has great reviews on punternet. OWO and reverse cowgirl.. £200 nuts in. Shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Can you stop from referring to your tiny spit of yardy patio as a fucking garden. I'm booked in tomorrow night to see Marina at 007. She's new and has great reviews on punternet. OWO and reverse cowgirl.. £200 nuts in. Shit.marina the pre op ? Still better safe than sorry, make sure it has a condom on before you climb aboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 marina the pre op ? Still better safe than sorry, make sure it has a condom on before you climb aboard Nothing wrong with a pre-op Eddie. I'd suck you for a dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Nothing wrong with a pre-op Eddie. I'd suck you for a dollar.wierdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 wierdoI thought that might be a little too much for your tiny suburban mentality. A homophobic thicker than thick piece of shit. Thats why you're in the flid box eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 I thought that might be a little too much for your tiny suburban mentality. A homophobic thicker than thick piece of shit. Thats why your'e in the flid box eddie. glad to be in, away from you and you cock munching fantasy , you're very damaged, seek help, preferably with dignitas..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 glad to be in, away from you and you cock munching fantasy , you're very damaged, seek help, preferably with dignitas.....I think I won that one… again. Night x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 I think I won that one… again. Night xno and fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Can you stop from referring to your tiny spit of yardy patio as a fucking garden. I'm booked in tomorrow night to see Marina at 007. She's new and has great reviews on punternet. OWO and reverse cowgirl.. £200 nuts in. Shit.Just paid a fucking ransom for a new conservatory, so there is even less of a garden left. Though I border a 28 acre cemetery, so complete privacy.Don't come whining to me in two weeks, when aforesaid knackers are oozing pus and hanging off.If you must go I suggest you see "Sherbert". You can facefuck her to your little hearts content Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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