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TheCatWoman
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Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:11 pm |
Quote vast....not bast |
Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:17 pm | Quote
Of course it is shit, and no one uses it...if you remember that egostistical cunt Admin forced us into it as the main site and nearly spelt out the death nell for CC, although that is still on life support as can be seen by the login situation and endless Beatles/Cricket/Car Crash posts.
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TheCatWoman
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Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:21 pm |
Quote I like the elite nature of this site. |
Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:29 pm | Quote
This site currently has 9 online users and two are logged on, so 7 aint posting, proves a point about the the login sheizer.
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TheCatWoman
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Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:36 pm |
Quote Are you the 'posting police' ? Personally, I love the logging in thang...it means that you you can develop an idea about folk. Makes for more fulfilling relationships. Besides if best part of 20% logging in (ie. you and me) that ain't too bad. compared with other sites. We are all only having a laugh, a lttle light relief, a virtual equivalent of a pierre de terre on our 'normal lives'. |
Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:50 pm | Quote
I have heard of a "pomme de terre", whats yours mean?
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TheCatWoman
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Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:51 pm |
Quote Google it. |
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TheCatWoman
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Monday, January 11, 2010, 11:54 pm |
Quote Made you look, made you stare, made you lose your underwear! Temprary residence..yeah. Off to sleep some. Laters X |
Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 12:05 am | Quote
I aint overly fond of the Nazi log-in ethic myself, as has been previously documented.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 4:20 am | Quote
There has been some garbage posted on there for quite some time now.
Lady-Penelope
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 9:25 am |
Quote To be honest I find this section somewhat tedious, its not so much the login rule which to me seems reasonable as to the being too "separated from the general forum. The general forum is not too its not bad really, by its very nature you will always have a high percentage of shit posted but there are plenty of gems also, the only thing I would suggest is that there should also a sub forum there where people can post but which is ruthlessly emptied of all posts every few days, starting with a "clean sheet" each time. |
Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 12:11 pm | Quote
I had a look. It looked crap. I came back.
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 5:26 pm |
Quote The whole point of the login is stop stop the crap being added by a few people, so I made the forum so these people had somewhere to post and not effect this(the main site). And so far it has worked. |
Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 5:30 pm | Quote
OK man, OK.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 5:39 pm | Quote
I agree with what Admin is saying, that message was a rare appearance from him.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 11:22 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 5:39 pm
I agree with what Admin is saying, that message was a rare appearance from him.
Does it echo when you speak, got your head so far up his arse you can kiss his colon.
Monday, January 18, 2010, 4:43 pm | Quote
There is so much garbage being posted on the forum, it all needs deleting.
Monday, January 18, 2010, 6:46 pm | Quote
For garbage do you mean all the shit posted about the beatles and australia?
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TheCatWoman
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:15 pm |
Quote Ha Ha ... has Poopy seen the really funny send up of him on the forum page! 
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:34 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:15 pm
Ha Ha ... has Poopy seen the really funny send up of him on the forum page!
My "last hit " mentality of a little friend. There is nothing very funny about anything on that forum. Nothing at all my friend.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:35 pm | Quote
Ayup Lads, howzit goi? Anybody fancy going down to the pub?
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Lady-Penelope
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:38 pm |
Quote Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:35 pm Ayup Lads, howzit goi? Anybody fancy going down to the pub? Assuming there is room past your seriously distended stomach, where is the pub? |
Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:40 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:35 pm
Ayup Lads, howzit goi? Anybody fancy going down to the pub?
Perhaps my friend the Cat woman would accompany you. She talks of beer and wanking,and seems to have a penchant for being a man , rather than being a woman. A perfect drinking partner my friend.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:40 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:38 pm
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:35 pm
Ayup Lads, howzit goi? Anybody fancy going down to the pub?
Assuming there is room past your seriously distended stomach, where is the pub?
Down the way the lads go, now anybody up for a pint?
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TheCatWoman
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:40 pm |
Quote Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:34 pm Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:15 pm Ha Ha ... has Poopy seen the really funny send up of him on the forum page! My "last hit " mentality of a little friend. There is nothing very funny about anything on that forum. Nothing at all my friend. Made you trawl through that shit on the forum though didn't I you egotistical twat!!!
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:47 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:40 pm
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:34 pm
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:15 pm
Ha Ha ... has Poopy seen the really funny send up of him on the forum page!
My "last hit " mentality of a little friend. There is nothing very funny about anything on that forum. Nothing at all my friend.
How very amusing my little blunt witted friend. I think you'll agree if you check the times of the posts my friend, there couldn't have been much trawling went on. You would have known that, if you weren't so dull.
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TheCatWoman
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:48 pm |
Quote Poopy...you're drowning..............my friend. |
Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:50 pm | Quote
Poopy, why dont you stop talkin to children on msn and come down the pub wiv me. We could pick you up a proper bird wiv a nice minge alright?
Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:50 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:48 pm
Poopy...you're drowning..............my friend.
Of course I am if you say so my "individual" little friend, of course I am.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:52 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:50 pm
Poopy, why dont you stop talkin to children on msn and come down the pub wiv me. We could pick you up a proper bird wiv a nice minge alright?
More bland meaningless inanity my friend.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:53 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:52 pm
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:50 pm
Poopy, why dont you stop talkin to children on msn and come down the pub wiv me. We could pick you up a proper bird wiv a nice minge alright?
More bland meaningless inanity my friend.
Aye shaddup yer fuckin poof wiv yer fancy language or aye wallop yer one reight?
Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:54 pm | Quote
Wallop away my friend. Wallop away.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 11:27 am | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 9:54 pm
Wallop away my friend. Wallop away.
i do believe poopy is close friends wiv gary glitter and a suspect in the maddeline case.true.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 1:38 pm | Quote
Good day my bland repetitive friend. As I explained to you yesterday my friend, I am immune to your immature non sensical witterings. You are badly in need of some new material my friend. Your child molestation obsession I believe says more about you than it does about anyone else.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 4:15 pm | Quote
It would not surprise me is POOPY isn't Kreedkafer. Everything about the two seem to match.
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TheCatWoman
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Thursday, March 25, 2010, 11:24 pm |
Quote I feel sorry for the mods having to trawl through the shit that is on the forum....tsk tsk. |
Cunty
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Thursday, March 25, 2010, 11:28 pm |
Quote No one asks them too, and its only cricket/football posts that are shit. |
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TheCatWoman
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Thursday, March 25, 2010, 11:32 pm |
Quote Not this page dummy..the forum page.... this page at least has a modicom of intellect. |
Thursday, March 25, 2010, 11:35 pm | Quote
That forum is for schoolchildren.
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TheCatWoman
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Thursday, March 25, 2010, 11:38 pm |
Quote Quote: Thursday, March 25, 2010, 11:35 pm That forum is for schoolchildren. But I still check it out occassionally, out of habit I guess.  It's so purile, sometimes I think I just don't get the jokes and there is some inner sanctum of humour whose door is firmly shut to me?
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Cunty
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Thursday, March 25, 2010, 11:48 pm |
Quote My wife and I had a huge row last night, she called me gullible and said I was "financially irresponsible." I can't wait to see her face when I tell her I've just won the Nigerian lottery. |
Thursday, March 25, 2010, 11:51 pm | Quote
Quote: Thursday, March 25, 2010, 11:38 pm
Quote: Thursday, March 25, 2010, 11:35 pm
That forum is for schoolchildren.
But I still check it out occassionally, out of habit I guess.
Exactly. Schoolchild mentality. " ha ha lisa isn't in on our oh so funny joke"
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TheCatWoman
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 11:00 pm |
Quote It's still shit. |
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TheCatWoman
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Monday, May 24, 2010, 8:26 pm |
Quote Stll shit. |
Monday, May 24, 2010, 8:29 pm | Quote
I often pop down there but it's not as good as the main site.
FlintyCunt
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Monday, May 24, 2010, 8:47 pm |
Quote I agree that it's shit. |
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TheCatWoman
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Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:17 pm |
Quote Still shit, although Mrs R has summed Pisstazza up to a tee! We are kept well alone on this page ? |
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FlintyCunt
Cunts: 46 Comments: 2133 Online: Epic Cunt |
Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:19 pm |
Quote She hardly ever talks to us. I don't know why and I don't understand that shitty forum or why anyone would rather post there than here 
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Mrs Roops Cunts: 11 Comments: 583 Online: King Cunt  |
Monday, May 31, 2010, 11:27 pm |
Quote Quote: Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:17 pm Still shit, although Mrs R has summed Pisstazza up to a tee! We are kept well alone on this page ? Indeed |
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Mrs Roops Cunts: 11 Comments: 583 Online: King Cunt |
Monday, May 31, 2010, 11:33 pm |
Quote Quote: Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:19 pm She hardly ever talks to us. I don't know why and I don't understand that shitty forum or why anyone would rather post there than here Eh? I was on this a.m. I even posted. Its true. The forum is another guilty pleasure. |
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FlintyCunt
Cunts: 46 Comments: 2133 Online: Epic Cunt |
Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 6:48 pm |
Quote I still like your sexy avatar, gives me the horn 
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Mrs Roops Cunts: 11 Comments: 583 Online: King Cunt |
Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 8:07 pm |
Quote Quote: Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 6:48 pm I still like your sexy avatar, gives me the horn Thankyou, I'll try and find a larger version and put it in the gallery. Admin might not like it 'cos its a bit smutty. |
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TheCatWoman
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Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:43 pm |
Quote Gibson, there is a thread at the top of the forum page called 'being tired' from last year - is that from you when you used to do modding stuff? |
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:45 pm | Quote
I set it up on this website nearly two years ago, 2008 was a struggle for me. Admin moved it over to the other site last year.
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TheCatWoman
Cunts: 43 Comments: 2016 Online: Epic Cunt |
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:46 pm |
Quote Are you rested now? The Red Bull doesn't help either Gibson - gives you an unnatural energy boost. |
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:49 pm | Quote
I'm doing ok, last year was a nightmare as you know. I have been warned off Red Bull by lots of people, I drink it in moderation now.
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TheCatWoman
Cunts: 43 Comments: 2016 Online: Epic Cunt |
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:58 pm |
Quote 2009 was the most shit year of my life. If I told you about it you would be really quite shocked. 2010 is shaping up nicely. The corner has helped. i know that sounds cheesy, but it has. |
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FlintyCunt
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Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:59 pm |
Quote Quote: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:58 pm 2009 was the most shit year of my life. If I told you about it you would be really quite shocked. 2010 is shaping up nicely. The corner has helped. i know that sounds cheesy, but it has. A pat on the back for me then. Well done me. I'm amazing. I change peoples lives for the better. 
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TheCatWoman
Cunts: 43 Comments: 2016 Online: Epic Cunt |
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 3:01 pm |
Quote Fuck off! You're the new boy!
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FlintyCunt
Cunts: 46 Comments: 2133 Online: Epic Cunt |
Sunday, June 6, 2010, 3:04 pm |
Quote I'm not the new boy. I've been here for a year now. Been logging in since December 2009.
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Sunday, June 6, 2010, 3:49 pm | Quote
Quote: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 2:58 pm
2009 was the most shit year of my life. If I told you about it you would be really quite shocked. 2010 is shaping up nicely. The corner has helped. i know that sounds cheesy, but it has.
2009 was in someways the best year of my life and in someways the worst year of my life. I went to Australia twice although the second trip was a disaster barring the penultimate day. I discovered that if someone deliberately hits you from behind it's your fault. When I was leaving site today a little girl appeared from behind a car as I was driving out, so if I had deliberately run her over it would have been her fault because if she hadn't have been there it wouldn't have happened.
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TheCatWoman
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Friday, June 11, 2010, 9:41 pm |
Quote It makes me laugh everytime I look on the forum and the 'ideas' section always says '0'. |
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FlintyCunt
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Saturday, June 12, 2010, 11:13 am |
Quote Quote: Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 8:07 pm Quote: Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 6:48 pm I still like your sexy avatar, gives me the horn Thankyou, I'll try and find a larger version and put it in the gallery. Admin might not like it 'cos its a bit smutty. Where is the picture? |
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FlintyCunt
Cunts: 46 Comments: 2133 Online: Epic Cunt |
Saturday, June 12, 2010, 11:15 am |
Quote Nothing has changed. I still think the forum is shit. We have been quite busy on here lately, quality postings or not. |
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TheCatWoman
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Thursday, June 17, 2010, 12:46 pm |
Quote I have just looked at the forum and had a good chuckle, proper out loud laugh actually, to the cuntybollocks thread. |
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 11:30 am |
Quote Marginally better now Gibson is posting on it. He does have a certain style to his postings. |
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Cunty
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 9:30 pm |
Quote I posted on there earlier and made a derisoury remark about the God that is Gibson, he delted it, and Roopsy claimed it was Kreed (she must have that on cut and paste), when I went back in later and admitted it was me they deleted that too, lol. Kreed fixated. |
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 9:32 pm |
Quote He is no God - there is only one God and he wouldn't have walked out on his chummingtons. |
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Cunty
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 9:34 pm |
Quote That was sarcasmm of course he isnt a god. |
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Mrs Roops Cunts: 11 Comments: 583 Online: King Cunt |
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 9:54 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 9:30 pm I posted on there earlier and made a derisoury remark about the God that is Gibson, he delted it, and Roopsy claimed it was Kreed (she must have that on cut and paste), when I went back in later and admitted it was me they deleted that too, lol. Kreed fixated. Not correct. A derogatory remark (which did not mention God) was made by "Benny Blanco" This was not the Benny we all know nor was this comment made by you. I deleted that comment not, Darren. I note from the logs that three more posts were deleted more than an hour later by Darren. I presume these were yours. |
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Cunty
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:03 pm |
Quote I know, I don't like Benny so I used his name as my purile school boy humour found that amusing, it was indeed me who called him boring if I remember rightly. |
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:11 pm |
Quote You are such a naughty boy Cunty
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Mrs Roops Cunts: 11 Comments: 583 Online: King Cunt |
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:13 pm |
Quote The moral of the story is don't pretend to be other active punters. Its not fair on Benny and causes confusion. Darren's subsequent deletions are my fault as I led him to believe you were Kreed. You have similar IP to Kreed and he has form for using multiple personalities. Apologies etc. |
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:14 pm |
Quote Yeah, I am, but poor old Kreed got the blame, lol. Thought I would "kill" two birds with one stone, log in as Benny and abuse Gibbo. Im all for multitasking. |
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Cunty
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:17 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:13 pm The moral of the story is don't pretend to be other active punters. Its not fair on Benny and causes confusion. Darren's subsequent deletions are my fault as I led him to believe you were Kreed. You have similar IP to Kreed and he has form for using multiple personalities. Apologies etc. Apology accepted, the IP is probably due to my recent change to TalkTalk Broadband, which after only 7 days I am already regretting, I can't believe it but I find myself thinking "come back BT all is forgiven" and they are total cunts. I have 9 days to be able to cancel without taking out a mortgage to fund the termination fee, any suggestions. |
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TheCatWoman
Cunts: 43 Comments: 2016 Online: Epic Cunt |
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:22 pm |
Quote Why don't you dress up in womens underwear and pretend to be me? I'm loving your honesty here Cunty. |
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TheCatWoman
Cunts: 43 Comments: 2016 Online: Epic Cunt |
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:23 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:17 pm Quote: Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:13 pm The moral of the story is don't pretend to be other active punters. Its not fair on Benny and causes confusion. Darren's subsequent deletions are my fault as I led him to believe you were Kreed. You have similar IP to Kreed and he has form for using multiple personalities. Apologies etc. Apology accepted, the IP is probably due to my recent change to TalkTalk Broadband, which after only 7 days I am already regretting, I can't believe it but I find myself thinking "come back BT all is forgiven" and they are total cunts. I have 9 days to be able to cancel without taking out a mortgage to fund the termination fee, any suggestions. Bt are the best Cunty - They cost more but their service is great and my line NEVER drops. |
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Cunty
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:25 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:22 pm Why don't you dress up in womens underwear and pretend to be me? I'm loving your honesty here Cunty. Ok, will do, will borrow some from my GF and make a rude and abusive post on your behalf, lol |
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TheCatWoman
Cunts: 43 Comments: 2016 Online: Epic Cunt |
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:27 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:25 pm Quote: Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:22 pm Why don't you dress up in womens underwear and pretend to be me? I'm loving your honesty here Cunty. Ok, will do, will borrow some from my GF and make a rude and abusive post on your behalf, lol Will do wonders for my street cred. Make it vile yeah? |
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Lady-Penelope
Cunts: 164 Comments: 1718 Online: Epic Cunt |
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:28 pm |
Quote I was with Assholes On Line (AOL) from 1996 until last year, AOl was the best of a bad bunch up until the UK AOL was sold to TalkTalk?Carphone Warehouse, it was all downhill from then onwards, 
I went over to BT when I moved to Torbay in July last year and in that time I have only lost the connection three times.
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:39 pm |
Quote A non existant promise of a 4MB speed and that annoying rainbow music blaring down the phone when you call them at vast expense is causing me distress to th epoint of cancellation. |
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Mrs Roops Cunts: 11 Comments: 583 Online: King Cunt |
Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:46 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:14 pm Yeah, I am, but poor old Kreed got the blame, lol. Thought I would "kill" two birds with one stone, log in as Benny and abuse Gibbo. Im all for multitasking. Kreed is a cunt, he flamed anybody for having a different opinion and made it his business to correct any spelling or grammatical error, even if the misspells were obviously typos. Admin decided that despite Kreed being prolific poster he was doing more harm than good, so he banned him. The problem now is that your new IP is almost identical to Kreed's but I have spotted a tiny difference. I notice you signed off as "Kreed" on the other forum - generaly not a good idea!!!! |
BennyBlanco
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Thursday, July 22, 2010, 7:16 am |
Quote The feeling is mutual, I don't like Cunty. He flatters me by pretending to be me. I think of him as a cold, emotionless, soulless robot. Takes all sorts, I suppose.
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:01 am |
Quote The Forum is policed by a Nazi who deletes any post he doesn't like, and it doesn't have to be abusive either. And why can't I log in with my CC login, that makes it a double cunt. |
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:03 am |
Quote Quote: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 7:16 am Trust me it wasn't flattery. |
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BennyBlanco
Cunts: 14 Comments: 549 Online: King Cunt |
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:05 am |
Quote I don't go in the forum. So, no problemo. |
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BennyBlanco
Cunts: 14 Comments: 549 Online: King Cunt |
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:08 am |
Quote On the contrary, your pointless obsession with me would appear flattering to an outsider. You fail. |
Frenchman
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Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:45 am |
Quote Benny Blanco, is that a record sleeve on your profile pic? I'm a blind cunt and can't read it. |
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BennyBlanco
Cunts: 14 Comments: 549 Online: King Cunt |
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:09 am |
Quote Yes it is an album cover. My recent avatars have all been album covers. |
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TheCatWoman
Cunts: 43 Comments: 2016 Online: Epic Cunt |
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:58 am |
Quote Quote: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:08 am On the contrary, your pointless obsession with me would appear flattering to an outsider. You fail. Benny - you are obsessed with people 'alledgedly' having obsessions with you. You have accused me in the past of having an obsession with you. Now that's just funny. I think the term you need to use in future is 'self obsession'. |
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BennyBlanco
Cunts: 14 Comments: 549 Online: King Cunt |
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 10:37 am |
Quote Nope. Someone impersonating me suggests that they want to BE me. Scary! Cunty is my own personal Stan. How sweet, it renders him almost likeable, but not quite.
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FlintyCunt
Cunts: 46 Comments: 2133 Online: Epic Cunt |
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 7:53 pm |
Quote I don't go to the forum because it is complete wank. The format is the same as when the site switched a while back and everybody moaned like fuck about it. So why fuckin' go there then?
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:38 pm |
Quote Quote: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 10:37 am Nope. Someone impersonating me suggests that they want to BE me. Scary! Cunty is my own personal Stan. How sweet, it renders him almost likeable, but not quite. I just wanted Gibbo to think it was you who called him boring, send the poor cockney into a flat spin and potentially start some mild excitement, didnt happen, post got deleted, want to be you?, would prefer to have my arm pits infested by a thousand fleas. |
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:41 pm |
Quote Quote: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 9:58 am Quote: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 8:08 am On the contrary, your pointless obsession with me would appear flattering to an outsider. You fail. Benny - you are obsessed with people 'alledgedly' having obsessions with you. You have accused me in the past of having an obsession with you. Now that's just funny. I think the term you need to use in future is 'self obsession'. Ditto. |
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BennyBlanco
Cunts: 14 Comments: 549 Online: King Cunt |
Friday, July 23, 2010, 6:48 am |
Quote I don't give a shit about your reasons or your explanation. The impersonation makes you appear even more bizarre than usual. |
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Friday, July 23, 2010, 6:37 pm |
Quote Quote: Friday, July 23, 2010, 6:48 am I don't give a shit about your reasons or your explanation. The impersonation makes you appear even more bizarre than usual. Bizarre?, this is Bizarre. Pack your passport, but don’t leave the house without consulting our guide to the geekiest, kookiest and downright weirdest places worldwide. We’ve included directions, so just plug ’em into your sat nav, pump up the volume and away you go! Don't forget to download your free companion, Bizarre's GEEKBOT! Hôtel Sidi Driss 6070 Matmata Ancienne, Tunisia Nicknamed ‘The Star Wars Hotel,’ the interior of this building was filmed as Luke Skywalker’s family home on Tatooine in A New Hope and Attack Of The Clones. It’s a traditional Berber house, composed of caves. The hotel is open all year round, and you can eat inside the room where the movie was made. Tourismtunisia.com Conquest Of Mythodea Rittergut Brokeloh 1, 31628 Landesbergen, Germany Every summer, the Brokeloh Manor near Hannover is transformed into the magical world of Mythodea for the pleasure of 7,000 live action role-players. The five-day event has over 1,000 fully trained extras, 120 tons of props and over 60 hectares of fields and forests to fight in. All you’ll need is a tent, a fantasy costume and your imagination. Live-adventure.de Pythagoras’ home Samos, Greece Maths nerd hero Pythagoras was born on the island of Samos in 582BC. Tigani, a town on the island, was renamed Pythagoreio in his honour in 1955. The remains of the Pythagoreion, an ancient fortified port with Greek and Roman monuments, and the temple of goddess Hera, are a joint UNESCO World Heritage Site. Samos was also home to the astronomer Aristarchus, the first known person to suggest that the Earth revolves around the Sun. Pythagorion.net elBulli Cala Montjoi, Ap. 30, 17480, Girona, Spain Diners at this three Michelin star restaurant run by chef Ferran Adrià are served up to 30 courses of experimental dishes on a set menu that includes delights such as a cloud of air that tastes like popcorn, parmesan marshmallows, or melon caviar. It’s where the original fusion of food and science evolved and you’ll have to beg, borrow or steal a reservation as it only opens June-December. There are 400 requests for each table, and it’s expected to close at the end of next year. Elbulli.com Large Hadron Collider CERN, CH-1211 Geneva 23, Switzerland The world’s largest particle accelerator lies in a 17-mile circular underground tunnel beneath the Franco-Swiss border near Geneva, Switzerland. It’s at CERN, the world’s largest particle physics laboratory as featured in Dan Brown’s bestseller Angels & Demons. CERN also houses the world’s first internet server and guided tours are free, but need to be booked at least three months in advance. Cern.ch Istituto E Museo Di Storia Della Scienza Piazza dei Giudici, 1, 50122 Florence, Italy Galileo has been called the father of modern science and this museum houses his compass, telescope, microscope... and the middle finger of his right hand. The finger was removed from his body when his remains were transferred to the mausoleum in the church of Santa Croce in 1737. The museum is due to be renamed Museo Galileo Galilei, but it also has letters, instruments and mind-boggling equations from other top Italian scientists. Imss.fi.it Schneiders Buero Adalbertstr. 80, D - 10997 Berlin, Germany This analogue synthesiser shop was the subject of documentary Totally Wired. The business was started inside a socialist office block in former East Berlin and remains popular despite the rise of digital music. It regularly hosts workshops for both technicians and musicians about how to create and play instruments. Schneidersbuero.de Bletchley Park Milton Keynes MK3 6EB, UK German radio communications were decrypted at Bletchley Park in WWII. Here, you’ll find replicas of all the cipher machines involved: the Germans’ Enigma, a replica of the Bombe used to decode its messages, and the Lorenz cipher along with its decryption machine the Colossus. Entry to the on-site National Museum Of Computing is free. Bletchleypark.org.uk Warhammer World Willow Road, Lenton, Nottingham NG7 2W, UK At the Games Workshop HQ, you’ll find a gaming arena set in a castle courtyard, a working museum full of armies, a hobby centre, and art exhibitions. Not to mention the dwarfen drinking hole, Bugman’s Bar. Admission is free and it’s open seven days a week, 10am-6pm, with the exception of early closing at 4pm on Sunday and late night gaming until 10.00pm on Wednesday. Why not go via Derby and swing by Lara Croft Way? Warhammerworld.typepad.com Games-workshop.com Elia Sculpture Birk Centerpark 15, 7400 Herning, Denmark Could this be the geekiest sculpture ever? It’s a 60m-diameter dome, with four pillars that each contain a lightning conductor. During a thunderstorm, the pillars conduct lightning strikes and the energy taken in makes a deep sound in the middle of the sculpture for up to 20 seconds. Once every 18 days, a big flame shoots up between the pillars and burns for 15 seconds. Elia is open to the public for guided tours every year on the Saturday closest to 27 September. Elia.dk/English Funspot North Laconia, New Hampshire NH 03246 Gaming geeks will know The Funspot from the arcade showdown flick The King Of Kong. It’s the place where the two champion joystick jockeys battle to get the highest-ever score on Donkey Kong. This 58-year-old gaming Mecca claims to be the biggest arcade in the world. It’s home to The American Classic Arcade Museum, which houses hundreds of peak-condition cabinets, and if you can remember it, they’ve got it. The enormodome smells of loose change, pizza and anguish. Funspotnh.com The Science Fiction Museum Seattle, Washington WA 98109 If you have the slightest interest in science fiction books or film, the SFM will slay you. Founded by local boy and Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen – to whom many of the exhibits belong – the museum houses priceless first editions, film and TV props. When Bizarre visited last year, we were bowled over by the original Death Star model, Captain Kirk’s command chair, Twiki from Buck Rogers, original costumes from Planet Of The Apes and Aliens, a full size Gort from The Day The Earth Stood Still, and hundreds of communicators, laser guns, lightsabers and other drool-inducing ephemera. If a sci-fi geek was given an endless budget and a free run at every Hollywood auction, this is what their garage would look like. Empsfm.org The House On The Rock Spring Green, Wisconsin WI 53533 A roadside attraction for over 50 years, The House On The Rock is a conglomeration of haphazard buildings, collections of automatic music machines, re-creations of American towns and gigantic sea creatures. At its heart is the creaking, colourful ‘world’s largest carousel’. The House had a starring role in geek hero Neil Gaiman’s novel, American Gods, where deities from past and present rode the roundabout to enter the mind of Odin. Fittingly, Halloween 2010 will see the first American Gods convention at The House, featuring a talk from Neil Gaiman, a costume party, and the chance for a lucky few to ride the carousel. Nerd-vana! Thehouseontherock.com Scrabble Street Sign Corner of 35th Ave and 81st Street, Jackson Heights, New York NY 11372 Scrabble and quirky street furniture enthusiasts will be equally excited by the numbered and tiled 35th Avenue sign in this leafy Queens neighbourhood. The Scrabble-a-like sign pays homage to the game’s history. Its creator, Alfred Mosher Butts (yep, really) lived on nearby 79th street, and he refined the rules at the Community Methodist Church on 35th Avenue and 81st Street, where a Scrabble club still meets. Butts didn’t make silly money on his 1938 invention – he sold the rights to businessman James Brunot in 1948, and made m (£700,000) from the game in total – but he got enough to buy back his ancestral home in Poughkeepsie in New York and keep his descendants happy. Take your travel Scrabble set, and play a quick game on the ‘sidewalk’ in tribute. Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash Red Bank, New Jersey NJ 07701 What does the geek who has everything buy himself? His own comicbook shop, of course. Film director and über-nerd Kevin Smith’s store stocks View Askew-related merchandise, action figures and enough comics to satisfy the most demanding graphic novel fan. Plus, have your photo taken with the original Buddy Christ statue from Dogma! Jayandsilentbob.com Dungeons & Dragons-themed Park Carbondale, Illinois IL 62902 The perfect pit stop for fans of dodecahedron-shaped dice, this privately owned park is open to members of the public. Stuffed with stone statues of dragons, castles, fountains and mazes, it’s scruffy and rundown, but there’s potential for a lot of role-playing fun. The park was built as a memorial to Jeremy ‘Boo’ Rochman, a Dungeons & Dragons fan who was killed in a car accident nearby in 1993. The Computer History Museum Mountain View, California CA 94043 Over 2,000 years of tech history are crammed into this giga-shrine to man’s nerdery in the shiny, gleaming heart of Silicon Valley. Exhibits you can’t miss include a Difference Engine, built to pioneer Charles Babbage’s original plans, an in-depth history of computer chess and an Apple 1 – Mac’s first, hand-built PC. The museum regularly has lectures and screens documentaries about the history of digital technology to keep the chipper mind a-tickin’. Computerhistory.org Area 51 Nevada The truth is out there. Well, when we say “out there” we mean “in here”. This huge stretch of barren, inhospitable desert is the source of more conspiracy theories per square inch than David Icke’s diary. This is where alien spacecraft crash and strange lights are seen nightly – and the local tourism industry cashes in accordingly. Buy ‘alien’ jerky, visit the Little A’Le’Inn in Rachel, and try to coincide your visit with the Roswell UFO Festival in early July – where people dress up as their favourite extra-terrestrial and learn about other life-forms – to maximise your photo opportunities. Roswellufofestival.com La Luz De Jesus Gallery Los Angeles, California CA 90027 Any fan of lowbrow art will already have this address on their to-visit list. Owned by Billy Shire, the gallery has hosted exhibitions by pretty much every US artist Bizarre loves, including Joe Coleman, Robert Williams, Coop, Liz McGrath and Jessica Joslin. The gallery is at the back of the mind-blowing Wacko store, which piles plastic toys, crazy novelties and pop-culture junk high, and sells it cheap. Take an empty suitcase. Laluzdejesus.com Atomic Books Baltimore, Maryland MD 21211 The world’s strangest book store has literature section categories including ‘Monster Lit’ and ‘Disturbed Children’. It’s local resident John Waters’ favourite book shop and he filmed the Divine-eats-dog-shit scene in Pink Flamingos in the alley out the back. Pick up a signed copy of one of his books, a rare comic, a blind-boxed art toy, or a tome you can’t get anywhere else. The workers tell us, “You can hear people gasping, laughing, being repulsed or excited as they walk through the store and look at the books we carry.” It sounds like heaven. Atomicbooks.com THE FAR EAST Bruce Lee’s House 41 Cumberland Road, Kowloon Town, Hong Kong Calling all martial arts maniacs. Pay homage to kick-ass kung-fu master Bruce Lee by staying at his former gaff in Hong Kong. Lee’s pad is now a run-down, seedy ‘love motel’ (where , or £17 gets you three hours to get busy) and not the most appealing of accommodation. But who cares when you can say you had sex in Bruce Lee’s house? Plans are underway to turn the mansion into a ‘Graceland’ style shrine to the Godfather of giving-out-slaps, so get there before all the other geeks overrun the joint. Zhongguancun Electronics Market Zhongguancun, Beijing, China Known as ‘China’s Silicon Valley’, Zhongguancun is just the place to get your thrills if gadgets turn you on. This sprawling series of technology parks is where many IT companies – such as Sony, Microsoft and Intel – have based their Chinese operations. But the real attraction is the electronics shopping – there are a slew of markets selling the latest electronics at reasonable prices. Even better, every price is negotiable – so get haggling. Beijing-visitor.com Digital Media City Seoul, Korea Considered one of the most technologically advanced cities in the world, Seoul is a tech-head’s paradise. The jewel in the crown is Digital Media City, a new development four miles from the city centre. Over 10 years ago, the area was garbage landfill – now it’s a technological wonderland powered by the methane from the decaying rubbish that it’s built on. The area features smart street lamps, interactive displays and exhibitions from the world’s biggest tech companies. It’s a dweeb’s wet dream. Tosy Robotics Lane 538, Lang Road, Hanoi, Vietnam It’s time to do the robot. Topio 3.0 is a 6ft tall, ping-pong playing humanoid badass developed by Tosy, a Vietnamese robotics company. This Terminatoresque hunk can play table tennis with humans and calculate the best shot, so grab your bat and head down to Tosy HQ for a game. Tosy.com Urashima Taro Statue Mitoyo, Kagawa, Japan Where would science fiction be without time travel? Pay tribute to one of the earliest instances of time travel in literature by visiting this statue of Urashima Taro; the fisherman in Japanese legend who was taken to an underwater palace by a giant turtle and returned to land three days later to find that 300 years had elapsed. We hate it when that happens. Kyoto International Manga Museum Karasuma-Oike, Nakagyo-ku, Kyoto 604-0846, Japan Got mangamania? Then a trip to the International Manga Museum in Kyoto is a must. The museum, which opened in 2006, holds approximately 300,000 items of manga and charts the rise and rise of this quintessential Japanese culture. Many items are for gallery purposes only but the museum’s ‘Wall Of Manga’ holds 50,000 publications and it’s free to browse. Entry to the other bits is a measly 500yen (£3.70). Kyotomm.jp/english Omacha no Machi Bandai Museum Mibu, Tochigi, Japan No geek trip to Asia is complete without checking out the Bandai Museum in Mibu. About three hours north of Tokyo, Omachi no Machi, which means ‘Toy Town’, holds the ultimate collection of play-things, including Bandai company originals, historical figures from Europe and pre-war Japan, and Gundam, Japan’s immensely popular mecha-robots. Be warned, it’s only open Saturdays and Sundays. Kyotomm.jp/english Rashomon Gate Kyoto 601-8453, Japan Much imitated, never bettered, Akira Kurosawa’s Rashomon was the first film to take a single narrative and re-tell it from different characters’ points of view, distorting the story. Rashomon was an ancient city in Kyoto, and the largest entrance to it – made famous by Kurosawa’s film – was the unofficial dumping site for corpses and unwanted babies. Check out where it stood by heading to the historic part of Kyoto. There’s only a single engraved pillar dedicated to it there now – and it’s in a children’s playground surrounded by a rusty metal fence – but you could go with a group of friends and each make up your own version of what happened during your visit. Now that’s nerdy. Harajuku District Harajuku, Tokyo, Japan If you’re in Tokyo, you’re bound to end up in Akhibara, otherwise known as Electric City, where otaku (geek) culture is king. Here it’s all about gadgets, anime and cosplay. But once you’ve bought that pitch-perfect Astro Boy costume, where do you go to wear it? Harajuku, just west of the city centre, is the perfect place. On Sundays, Harajuku throngs with people dressed head to toe in spectacular cosplay outfits. World’s First Microprocessor National Museum of Science and Nature, 7-20 Ueno Park, Taito-ku, Tokyo 110-8718, Japan You can’t miss Intel 4004 – the world’s first microprocessor. In 1971 Japanese company Busicom contracted Intel to design processors for calculators and the microprocessor was born. Busicom went bust after selling the design back to Intel, who went on to become one of the biggest companies in the world. Oops. Luckily one of the chips, and the calculators that used it, is preserved here. Binary win! Kahaku.go.jp/english Sony Headquarters 5-3-1 Ginza, Chuo-ku, Tokyo 104-0061, Japan OK, so we were going to recommend going to Nintendo HQ, in Kyoto, but we realised there’s nothing there to see and you’ll probably get manhandled out of the place. So check out Sony’s mothership in Ginza, Tokyo. The lower floors showcase their technology and Sony isn’t averse to visitors getting hands-on with all their latest gadgets |
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Lady-Penelope
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Friday, July 23, 2010, 9:31 pm |
Quote I think that Benny should now be admitted to the ranks of the fab four 
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Saturday, July 24, 2010, 1:20 am | Quote
This forum you speak of, I have never been there. Is it worth one's while to take a peak or would I be wasting my precious energy?
applescruff
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Saturday, July 24, 2010, 8:21 pm |
Quote No energy about it. |
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Cunty
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Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:10 pm |
Quote Quote: Friday, July 23, 2010, 9:31 pm I think that Benny should now be admitted to the ranks of the fab four . Give four reasons, and bear in mind non over the remaining "Fab Four" have yet to agree with you. |
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FlintyCunt
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Sunday, July 25, 2010, 3:12 pm |
Quote No. The next member to join the elitist cunts is the person who reaches epic cunt status. |
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BennyBlanco
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Monday, July 26, 2010, 11:36 am |
Quote No thanks, not interested. |
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Cunty
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Monday, July 26, 2010, 4:50 pm |
Quote Easy to be "not interested" after you have be blown out. |
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TheCatWoman
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Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:20 pm |
Quote Cunty for primeminister.
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applescruff
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Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:24 pm |
Quote Cunty doesn't seem to mind expressing what he's thinking. |
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TheCatWoman
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Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:28 pm |
Quote He makes me laugh some of the things he posts. Good at winding people up as well. |
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applescruff
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Monday, July 26, 2010, 7:34 pm |
Quote He seems a bit of a character. |
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BennyBlanco
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010, 6:59 am |
Quote It has been well documented that I don't wish to be part of this group. Some people make it up as they go along. Takes all sorts I suppose. |
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TheCatWoman
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Thursday, July 29, 2010, 9:37 pm |
Quote I always have a little look at the forum - always a bit rubbish, either that or I am just not in the loop. Gibson hardly ever posts, he MUST be missing us by now. Dunno why he just doesn't rock up and piss us all off with one of his hard luck stories. I will take great please in calling him a Junior Cunt! |
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TheCatWoman
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Friday, August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm |
Quote Still shit. |