Gordon Brown is a Cunting Bell End!!Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 12:49 pm
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 7:14 pm |
Quote I always feel like I want to make him a pie, same about Robbie Williams. Poor misunderstood sweaty. |
Wednesday, December 16, 2009, 9:26 pm | Quote
BBC News Headlines read, "Cheques to be phased out by 2018." Fucking hell, not again. Hitler tried that in 1939
Thursday, December 17, 2009, 1:11 am | Quote
this thread is racist,how come my planet of the apes got deleted?
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Thursday, December 17, 2009, 1:14 am |
Quote Not sure how this thread is racist. Nevertheless your thread hit the cyber dust due to the thread pic. Sorry. |
Thursday, December 17, 2009, 1:24 am | Quote
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Not sure how this thread is racist. Nevertheless your thread hit the cyber dust due to the thread pic. Sorry.
if i said african cunt to a black man that wud be claased as rascist
Thursday, December 17, 2009, 6:47 am | Quote
This bloke is a plonker.
Thursday, December 17, 2009, 6:41 pm | Quote
Quote: Thursday, December 17, 2009, 1:14 am
Not sure how this thread is racist. Nevertheless your thread hit the cyber dust due to the thread pic. Sorry.
i though the pic of the cosby family was very good!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 11:38 am | Quote
One eyed cunt will be in opposition this time next year, the most ineffectual PM this country has ever had. Wasn't even elected, the Scotch cunt. Fat bell end.
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 6:18 pm |
Quote Brown royally fucked up today. I didn't have him down for a snide fucker. I would have had more respect for him if he had stuck to his guns about his opinion of that woman rather than grovel and apologise. It's made him look very bad and she had a perfectly valid concern when she spoke with him, a concern that many people in this country share and for him to call her a bigot and speak so churlishly to his assistant has made him look a right cunt. I think it's lost him the election. |
FlintyCunt
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 7:29 pm |
Quote A major cock up today, still getting my vote though. A vote for the Tories is a vote for cross dressing public schoolboys 
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 7:49 pm | Quote
Whoever gets in I hope can sort out the mess this country is in.
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FlintyCunt
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 10:22 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 7:49 pm Whoever gets in I hope can sort out the mess this country is in. Nope, it will still continue to be one big fuck up. That is a guarantee. |
mammothcock
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 10:58 pm |
Quote I do an impersonation of the Welsh bloke at work and I'm, "Funny and a great guy". I do an impersonation of the Scottish bloke at work and I'm, "Funny and a great guy". I do an impersonation of the American guy at work and I'm, "Funny and a great guy". But as soon as I do an impersonation of the Pakistani guy I become a fucking racist. |
Thursday, April 29, 2010, 5:12 am | Quote
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Whoever gets in I hope can sort out the mess this country is in.
Nope, it will still continue to be one big fuck up. That is a guarantee.
More than likely, I've been severely hit by the recession and I am not even a home owner.
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TheCatWoman
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Thursday, April 29, 2010, 9:28 am |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 10:58 pm I do an impersonation of the Welsh bloke at work and I'm, "Funny and a great guy". I do an impersonation of the Scottish bloke at work and I'm, "Funny and a great guy". I do an impersonation of the American guy at work and I'm, "Funny and a great guy". But as soon as I do an impersonation of the Pakistani guy I become a fucking racist. That's because you smear yourself all over with shit and rape your wife whilst you are doing the impression. 
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mammothcock
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Thursday, April 29, 2010, 11:34 am |
Quote Quote: Thursday, April 29, 2010, 9:28 am Quote: Wednesday, April 28, 2010, 10:58 pm I do an impersonation of the Welsh bloke at work and I'm, "Funny and a great guy". I do an impersonation of the Scottish bloke at work and I'm, "Funny and a great guy". I do an impersonation of the American guy at work and I'm, "Funny and a great guy". But as soon as I do an impersonation of the Pakistani guy I become a fucking racist. That's because you smear yourself all over with shit and rape your wife whilst you are doing the impression. and then blow myself up on a bus afterwards
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Lady-Penelope
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Thursday, April 29, 2010, 12:41 pm |
Quote What kind of plastic is David Cameron's face made out of? 
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Thursday, April 29, 2010, 1:21 pm | Quote
High Density Poly-cunt-ylene....
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TheCatWoman
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Thursday, April 29, 2010, 2:36 pm |
Quote That shiny bit on his forehead is where he has had his swastika lasered off. |
Monday, May 10, 2010, 5:06 pm | Quote
His time is coming to an end.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 6:55 pm | Quote
The end of the road is looming.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 6:57 pm | Quote
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That shiny bit on his forehead is where he has had his swastika lasered off.
I can think of many people who should have a swastika on their forehead, especially the three biggest cunts that I met in 2009. Possibly the three biggest cunts ever.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 6:58 pm | Quote
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What kind of plastic is David Cameron's face made out of?
This plonker is about to become Prime Minister.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 7:22 pm | Quote
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The end of the road is looming.
He is no longer Prime Minister.
Cunty
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:00 pm |
Quote Gordon "is a moron" Brown. Not content with fucking up the cuntry, he has now started on Eastenders. Cunt to the end. Fuck him, his ugly wife, and porridge eating cunt kids. |
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:05 pm | Quote
It is time for a change but having David Cameron as Prime Minister does give me cause for concern.
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FlintyCunt
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:10 pm |
Quote Quote: Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:05 pm It is time for a change but having David Cameron as Prime Minister does give me cause for concern. Me too. What the fuck was that "hug a hoodie" crap. The bloke's a twat. End of story. |
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Cunty
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:12 pm |
Quote Quote: Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:05 pm It is time for a change but having David Cameron as Prime Minister does give me cause for concern. Are you scared he might tax the user of Company Hoovers? |
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:12 pm | Quote
It's looking like things will get worse before they get better.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:14 pm | Quote
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It is time for a change but having David Cameron as Prime Minister does give me cause for concern.
Are you scared he might tax the user of Company Hoovers?
I see you have been taking notice of my comments. I now have my own Hoover at work. I just hope I can stick around to operate it.
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Cunty
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:17 pm |
Quote Stop being so depressive, how hard can it be to do a cleaning job, if its dirty clean it. Be grateful we let you back in after your failed emmigration attempt. |
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:20 pm | Quote
It wasn't an attempt to leave England forever it was a case of trying something new but as always with me, money had the final say.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:22 pm | Quote
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Stop being so depressive, how hard can it be to do a cleaning job, if its dirty clean it. Be grateful we let you back in after your failed emmigration attempt.
It's the time factor, I have never known time to go so quick as it does when I am there. It's no use doing crap cleans as you don't get paid for it.
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Cunty
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:24 pm |
Quote What exactly is it you do? |
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FlintyCunt
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:25 pm |
Quote What do you have to clean? |
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:26 pm | Quote
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What do you have to clean?
Caravans.
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FlintyCunt
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:28 pm |
Quote That can't be too bad. At least your not cleaning old peoples bums. |
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:30 pm | Quote
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That can't be too bad. At least your not cleaning old peoples bums.
Suppose!! If I can hang onto it until the season ends I could be looking at a goldmine.
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Cunty
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:34 pm |
Quote Why would you be looking at a goldmine? At the end of the season you get a P45 not the keys to a mine full of gold. How much do you get for cleaning a 2 berth Buccaneer Elan with end washroom? |
Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 8:36 pm | Quote
I will be a lot better off financially, get a Brucie bonus and may get the odd shifts through November & December as the site doesn't close down completely and also have a job next year.
Monday, May 17, 2010, 6:41 pm | Quote
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Why would you be looking at a goldmine? At the end of the season you get a P45 not the keys to a mine full of gold. How much do you get for cleaning a 2 berth Buccaneer Elan with end washroom?
£8.50. Whatever the size is, whether it's 2 or 3 berth, standard or luxury. Done 53 on my own now.
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Cunty
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Monday, May 17, 2010, 7:23 pm |
Quote £8.50, I take it you do that in an hour, so not to bad, better than working in Maccy D's |
Monday, May 17, 2010, 7:28 pm | Quote
Usually over an hour, sometimes you don't even get basic wage of £5.80 out of them. A lot of people abuse it by doing crap cleans. I had to do two today that someone had made a right fuck up off, one of them was absolutely terrible, dirty oven, cutlery, sink etc. Looks like a P45 for them. I found crisps and biscuits in there as well.
Monday, May 17, 2010, 7:30 pm | Quote
£5.80 an hour that is. I worked it out today that after I did my allocated three vans before I did the two extras I would have been £4.00 better off on basic wage doing something else.
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Cunty
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Monday, May 17, 2010, 7:46 pm |
Quote Jack it in and get a proper job, or sue your employer for under paying you. |
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Cunty
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Monday, May 17, 2010, 7:48 pm |
Quote employmenttribunals.gov.uk/ |
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Jack it in and get a proper job, or sue your employer for under paying you.
It's only a part time job and the money is useful. I can't see me lasting the season anyway.
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employmenttribunals.gov.uk/
For every successful clean of a van you get £1 for it just before the site shuts down for the winter so could be looking at a few bob.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 12:10 pm | Quote
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Usually over an hour, sometimes you don't even get basic wage of £5.80 out of them. A lot of people abuse it by doing crap cleans. I had to do two today that someone had made a right fuck up off, one of them was absolutely terrible, dirty oven, cutlery, sink etc. Looks like a P45 for them. I found crisps and biscuits in there as well.
Have a look in the gallery, thats how a few mugs were left and also the egg-cup. I found a pack of biscuits in the breadbin and packs of crisps in one of the cupboards. The cutlery, microwave and oven were all filthy (that was just some of it) This was all after someone said they had cleaned it.
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 4:22 pm |
Quote Some people are just pigs Gibbo.
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 5:54 pm | Quote
It makes me angry because I try and do the best job I can to not get a complaint and not lose the £8.50 whilst others are doing crap cleans, leave the site hours before me and earn more money, sometimes more. Sometimes I don't even get basic wage of £5.80 an hour whilst cleaning. Luckily I have earned money doing other stuff as well as cleaning.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 5:58 pm | Quote
that should be 'earn the same money'
Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 6:08 pm | Quote
Me losing £8.50 is worse than the Volcanic Ash for people wanting to fly.
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Cunty
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 11:26 pm |
Quote "Luckily I have earned money doing other stuff as well as cleaning" - are you giving blowjobs to gays in the park toilets? |
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"Luckily I have earned money doing other stuff as well as cleaning" - are you giving blowjobs to gays in the park toilets?
Yawn.
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TheCatWoman
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Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:31 am |
Quote Don't rise to it Gibbo. Have a nice time in Eastbourne. See you on the beach! |
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Lady-Penelope
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Thursday, May 20, 2010, 10:48 am |
Quote Quote: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:31 am Don't rise to it Gibbo. Have a nice time in Eastbourne. See you on the beach! And don't trip over all those pensioners with zimmer frames and mobility scooters 
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Thursday, May 20, 2010, 6:45 pm | Quote
Eastbourne is definately an old biddies paradise.
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FlintyCunt
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Thursday, May 20, 2010, 8:46 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 11:26 pm "Luckily I have earned money doing other stuff as well as cleaning" - are you giving blowjobs to gays in the park toilets? Outwitted by Benny and now having a pathetic stab at Gibson. Try losing some flab and making some funny jokes. Speaking of which, how many spliffs do I need to smoke before I find your jokes mildly amusing? |
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Cunty
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Thursday, May 20, 2010, 10:41 pm |
Quote Otwiyyed by Benny, I don't think so, and its not a "pathetic stab at Gibson", as if he needs protecting like some small child, the comment would have been made regardless of who it was, king cunt indeed. |
Monday, May 31, 2010, 1:35 pm | Quote
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Me losing £8.50 is worse than the Volcanic Ash for people wanting to fly.
I would be having panic attacks for about a month if I lost £8.50 for a clean. I have now done 61 on my own although 3 of those were putting right someone elses laziness.