EBAY AND PAYPALTuesday, June 2, 2009, 5:44 pm
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 6:58 pm | Quote
totally agree m8 , they need some serious competition the robbing cunts
Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 7:20 pm | Quote
I'd love to see another competiter come along and wipe these cunts out. Greedy parasite cunts.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 9:08 pm | Quote
Well you can always go back to selling your old shit on car boot sales. You choose to use their service and then moan about it! It's like going in the chippy, paying a quid for a bag of chips then moaning that they cost you a quid. Don't buy them if you don't like the price.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 9:29 pm | Quote
Exactly Ebay are doing us all a service by making fake and stolen goods available to all!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 9:42 pm | Quote
What is your fucking problem? If you don't like something don't fucking use it, buy it or support it. The real cunts are those who maon about EBAY and PAYPAL but you still fucking use their services. If you want something go down to your local store and buy it or are you the kind of person who bids on items claiming to Britney Spears' piss or a hair from Bono's sack. What makes it worse is the fact that even with the postage and other costs involved the item is more than likely cheaper than what you have to pay in a store so why are you fucking complaining you nonce? If the item you are buying is more expensive than your local store due to these charges why the fuck are you buying them online? Only a fucking moron would nominate such a cunt.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 10:48 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 9:08 pm Well you can always go back to selling your old shit on car boot sales. You choose to use their service and then moan about it! It's like going in the chippy, paying a quid for a bag of chips then moaning that they cost you a quid. Don't buy them if you don't like the price.
Yeah, well on that basis, let's all never complain about anything ever again. Anyway, who are you, Ebay's spokesperson? Or do you just let people shaft you and never open your mouth... I bet the bloke in the chip shop sees you coming and charges you £2
Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 10:51 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quote: Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 9:08 pm Well you can always go back to selling your old shit on car boot sales. You choose to use their service and then moan about it! It's like going in the chippy, paying a quid for a bag of chips then moaning that they cost you a quid. Don't buy them if you don't like the price.
Eh? £2 is a bargain for fish and chips three times , a large sausage( oo er roops) and a pickled egg. Yeah, well on that basis, let's all never complain about anything ever again. Anyway, who are you, Ebay's spokesperson? Or do you just let people shaft you and never open your mouth... I bet the bloke in the chip shop sees you coming and charges you £2
Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 10:51 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 9:42 pm What is your fucking problem? If you don't like something don't fucking use it, buy it or support it. The real cunts are those who maon about EBAY and PAYPAL but you still fucking use their services. If you want something go down to your local store and buy it or are you the kind of person who bids on items claiming to Britney Spears' piss or a hair from Bono's sack. What makes it worse is the fact that even with the postage and other costs involved the item is more than likely cheaper than what you have to pay in a store so why are you fucking complaining you nonce? If the item you are buying is more expensive than your local store due to these charges why the fuck are you buying them online? Only a fucking moron would nominate such a cunt.
Weak. Very poor attempt at comedy there. Anyway, I've made my problem clear, and only an utter smacktard would have to ask the question over again... A bloke who can't see the irony of coming up with "Britney Spear's piss", and then calling someone else a nonce. Fucking banal twat. Go back to stacking your shelves nightshift at Asda and stop talking bollocks.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 10:55 pm | Quote
I agree with the issue
Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 12:13 am | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 10:51 pm
Quote: Tuesday, June 2, 2009, 9:42 pm What is your fucking problem? If you don't like something don't fucking use it, buy it or support it. The real cunts are those who maon about EBAY and PAYPAL but you still fucking use their services. If you want something go down to your local store and buy it or are you the kind of person who bids on items claiming to Britney Spears' piss or a hair from Bono's sack. What makes it worse is the fact that even with the postage and other costs involved the item is more than likely cheaper than what you have to pay in a store so why are you fucking complaining you nonce? If the item you are buying is more expensive than your local store due to these charges why the fuck are you buying them online? Only a fucking moron would nominate such a cunt.
Weak. Very poor attempt at comedy there. Anyway, I've made my problem clear, and only an utter smacktard would have to ask the question over again... A bloke who can't see the irony of coming up with "Britney Spear's piss", and then calling someone else a nonce. Fucking banal twat. Go back to stacking your shelves nightshift at Asda and stop talking bollocks.
Fair enough.....enjoy using EBAY even thought it wrecks your fucking head you confused individual. I hope you are dumb enough to buy a fucking TV or the like on it for twice the cost it is in the shop. What kinda of fool are you? I dont like beetroot so I don't eat it. I don't open the jar knowing I hate the fucking taste, eat it and complain. Dont fucking use EBAY if you don't like it. Your arguement is a complete an utter load of toss.......'I am a retard, I hate ebay but i use it all the time and then complain about it'
Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 1:06 am | Quote
Dont fucking use EBAY if you don't like it. Your arguement is a complete an utter load of toss.......'I am a retard, I hate ebay but i use it all the time and then complain about it' Hmmmm. yeah. GREAT analogy with the, er... Jar. You are just a complete nob mate. A one dimensional nob at that. Simpleton.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 10:30 am | Quote
Quote: Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 1:06 am Dont fucking use EBAY if you don't like it. Your arguement is a complete an utter load of toss.......'I am a retard, I hate ebay but i use it all the time and then complain about it' Hmmmm. yeah. GREAT analogy with the, er... Jar. You are just a complete nob mate. A one dimensional nob at that. Simpleton.
You are calling me a simpleton. You a continue to use EBAY although you hate their service. Only a simpleton would do that. The jar was a perfect analogy as it is basic and simple...a bit like you I assume. So are still copmplaining or have you figured out that your pain will go away if you just do not use EBAY?
Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 12:41 pm | Quote
If you don't like it stop giving them your money. Mug.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 11:29 pm | Quote
You're supposed to add all the extra costs onto your item charge you daft tit, not pay it yourself. That was the whole point of the exercise. It gives ebay more in listing fees, more in final value fees, and more in Paypal fees.
Thursday, June 4, 2009, 1:20 pm | Quote
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Quote: Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 12:41 pm If you don't like it stop giving them your money. Mug.
here we go... It's another banal, pedestrian prick from the "well if you don't like it, you can..." brigade. Based on your argument, there wouldn't be a website like this in the first place, you complete and utter fuckwit. let's just apply that to everything, shall we? New Labour are cunts - "yeah, well if you don't like them, don't vote for them..." Traffic wardens are cunts - "yeah, well if you don't like them, don't deal with them" Jordan is a cunt - "yeah, well if you don't like her, don't buy her little plastic horses and oversized bras or whatever other shit she markets, etc., et., And don't look at her tits." Bell End.
The flaw in your argument is that we don't have a choice with Labour, traffic wardens or Jordan. All three are in our faces whether we like them or not. What do you mean "don't deal with traffic wardens" Dumb. They give a parking ticket, you pay, end off. You do have a choice in dealing with ebay. Nothing funnier than a dumb person telling someon else that he is a fuckwit.
Thursday, June 4, 2009, 4:47 pm | Quote
"The flaw in your argument is that we don't have a choice with Labour, traffic wardens or Jordan. All three are in our faces whether we like them or not. What do you mean "don't deal with traffic wardens" Dumb. They give a parking ticket, you pay, end off. You do have a choice in dealing with ebay. Nothing funnier than a dumb person telling someon else that he is a fuckwit"....................................................................................Jesus
Tuesday, September 1, 2009, 8:40 pm | Quote
Just doing the accounts and in 2009, I have paid E-Bay and PayPal £338.77. It's taking the piss.
Sunday, September 6, 2009, 8:25 pm | Quote
Fucking robbing cunts.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 8:36 pm | Quote
I've just had some right fucking idiot write to me on EBay, typical fucking Jock.
Sunday, December 20, 2009, 12:16 pm | Quote
Had some idiot write to me earlier complaining about me ending an auction on two occasions because I couldn't get the price I wanted. As if I am going to sell something at a loss so that I can ripped off by Ebay and PayPal and he can laugh at me when he makes a hefty profit on it. There are some fucking idiots on Ebay. I get loads of bidders who don't pay and nothings done about it.
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Sunday, December 20, 2009, 12:25 pm |
Quote Ebay has had it's day. I stopped using it ages ago 'cos it's full of cunts. (Present company excepted of course). |
Sunday, December 20, 2009, 12:41 pm | Quote
If it wasn't for the money and the fact I'm clearing stuff out I wouldn't bother. Too much work and aggravation just so you get shafted.
Friday, February 5, 2010, 6:30 pm | Quote
I am so sick of all the fucking idiots I keep coming up against on EBay.
Monday, March 1, 2010, 5:43 pm | Quote
Greedy parasite robbing cunts.
Friday, March 12, 2010, 7:40 pm | Quote
Trying to sell on Ebay is like trying to win the lottery. No chance.
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Saturday, March 13, 2010, 12:21 am |
Quote I just won £2.2 million quid on the lottery and bought a 99p iphone adapter of ebay, get my luck. |
Sunday, March 21, 2010, 5:44 am | Quote
Definition of Ebay- The buyer gets a bargain and the seller gets shafted.
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Sunday, March 21, 2010, 11:04 am |
Quote Ebay has had it's day. I don't use at anymore after the unscrupulous behaviour of a seller towards me. I certainly don't use Paypal anymore and any self-respecting seller or buyer will use other terms of payment if necessary. Amazon is the place for most things. Friday Ad for anything quirky and local. Ebay just seems to be full of other -side- of the -world rip -offs, and people trying to get something for nothing. Just purchased a 4 gb memory stick brand new for £6 postage free from Amazon. I KNOW it will arrive in 2 days like promised, and I KNOW it will work. If it doesn't then I shall be posting Amazon on here as a cunt. |
Sunday, March 21, 2010, 5:00 pm | Quote
Amazon is already on here as a cunt, they like shafting as well. It's bad enough that people want something for nothing as well as being ripped off in the process and if there is a problem with the transaction it is always the buyer that is favoured. The problem with EBay it is badly run and 95% off it's users are total imbeciles who don't understand what things cost and what work and effort goes into it all. Is Friday-Ad something that is only issued in Sussex? when I went to Sussex in January I went into a newsagents and there were a load in there.
Sunday, March 21, 2010, 9:21 pm | Quote
I like ebay, but then I dont often sell much and am an honest buyer. What do you sell gibbo?
Monday, March 22, 2010, 6:32 am | Quote
Quote: Sunday, March 21, 2010, 9:21 pm
I like ebay, but then I dont often sell much and am an honest buyer. What do you sell gibbo?
Various stuff really, you can't give stuff away at the moment. E-Bay have had 'Free Listing Day's' twice this year so they must be feeling the pinch.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 6:51 pm | Quote
Selling on Ebay at the moment is the same as my love life, shit.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 7:59 pm | Quote
I finished the dishes . Then my two sons came in and had to cook their teas. More fuckin dishes
Sunday, March 28, 2010, 11:03 am | Quote
How the fuck you can be a Powerseller on EBay is beyond me, you can't even give stuff away. I was selling well in 2007 and I was given the Bronze Powerseller status but it got taken away as I wasn't selling enough to warrant it, that was then when things were good.
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Sunday, March 28, 2010, 11:46 am |
Quote I am a Gold Standard Powerseller, I sell knocked off Games console games, get them for fuck all by hi-jacking the delivery trucks and then binning them off for 1/3 of the retail price. Result. |
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Sunday, March 28, 2010, 12:51 pm |
Quote Quote: Sunday, March 28, 2010, 11:03 am How the fuck you can be a Powerseller on EBay is beyond me, you can't even give stuff away. I dunno, we've recently been selling our son's extensive Lego collections. Been getting prices far in excess for what I would be prepared to pay and in some cases higher than the original retail price that was originally paid!!! Have to say, were also looking at the Amazon channel 'cos it looks like that punters there are willing to pay more. |
Sunday, March 28, 2010, 1:10 pm | Quote
Just before Christmas we stuck on some Childrens annuals from donkeys years ago and that went well, even got £85 for one of them. But in the last month you just can't give stuff away. People will watch the items and maybe ask questions but won't bid. Even if something does sell it only gets the one bid, the days of an auction war are gone.
Sunday, March 28, 2010, 1:12 pm | Quote
Quote: Sunday, March 28, 2010, 11:46 am
I am a Gold Standard Powerseller, I sell knocked off Games console games, get them for fuck all by hi-jacking the delivery trucks and then binning them off for 1/3 of the retail price. Result.
It's always good when you can sell stuff that isn't your own.
Sunday, March 28, 2010, 5:48 pm | Quote
Demoralising is a good way to describe being an E-Bay seller. Loads of work, don't get what the stuff is worth, that's if it sells. Get shafted by E-Bay and PayPal and if there's a problem the buyer always get favoured after you get blackmailed with the negative feedback tactic. I doubt I will bother staying up to watch the conclusion of items I have running out tonight.
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Sunday, March 28, 2010, 6:12 pm |
Quote I've just stuck something on Ebay, unwanted present, it's quite big so I have insisted that buyer collects and pays cash. Will wait with baited breath to see if anything wonderful happens................ |
Sunday, March 28, 2010, 6:17 pm | Quote
They will probably want money knocked off for petrol.
Sunday, March 28, 2010, 11:23 pm | Quote
To all you fucking whingers on here.....if you have such a poor view of Ebay and Paypal....why do you use their fucking services in the first place? You can only complain about the net profit you make from selling items with them if you are in a position to make a greater profit by selling elsewhere. So until you have an alternative way of selling your goods at a greater profit you are best served using Ebay and Paypal. If you already have an alternative means of shifting the shit you dont need anymore why are you using Ebay and then crying about it on here? Don't fucking whinge when you have the choice to use the facility or not. Now fuck off the lot of you.
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Cunty
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Sunday, March 28, 2010, 11:55 pm |
Quote agreed, shut up or put up. cunts. |
Monday, March 29, 2010, 2:13 am | Quote
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To all you fucking whingers on here.....if you have such a poor view of Ebay and Paypal....why do you use their fucking services in the first place? You can only complain about the net profit you make from selling items with them if you are in a position to make a greater profit by selling elsewhere. So until you have an alternative way of selling your goods at a greater profit you are best served using Ebay and Paypal. If you already have an alternative means of shifting the shit you dont need anymore why are you using Ebay and then crying about it on here? Don't fucking whinge when you have the choice to use the facility or not. Now fuck off the lot of you.
I'm a pigeon. ..ooh no I'm not.....I'm a pigeon...ooh no I'm not ...I'm a pigeon....oooh no I'm not........bucket of coo bucket of coo...I'm a pigeon......oooh no I'm not. Wanker.
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Monday, March 29, 2010, 10:06 am |
Quote Pieman has come back from the pub and rather than beat the missus has decided to have a pop at me and Gibson! 
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Monday, March 29, 2010, 3:44 pm | Quote
Demoralising is what being an E-Bay seller is. It would be good if another site came along and wiped E-Bay of the Internet. It doesn't help either that there are so many morons on E-Bay. As I said, E-Bay is so the buyer gets a bargain and the seller gets shafted.
Monday, March 29, 2010, 4:40 pm | Quote
I had a cheese and tomato sandwich today. It was nice.
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TheCatWoman
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Monday, March 29, 2010, 5:23 pm |
Quote I had home made veg soup with a dollop of creme fraiche in the middle. That was nice as well. |
Monday, March 29, 2010, 5:29 pm | Quote
Quote: Monday, March 29, 2010, 5:23 pm
I had home made veg soup with a dollop of creme fraiche in the middle. That was nice as well.
Sure does sound nice
Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 5:03 am | Quote
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"It doesn't help either that there are so many morons on E-Bay." - you being just one of them.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 12:07 pm | Quote
I find it strange that Mr Gibson finds calling people a moron interesting enough for he himself to post. But when the shoe is on the other foot and someone lets him know that THEY think that HE is a moron, then to Mr Gibson the idea of calling someone a moron suddenly becomes boring to Mr Gibson.. What a strange self centered fellow this Mr Gibson must be.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 12:09 pm | Quote
What we having to eat today then Catwoman?
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 12:42 pm |
Quote Quote: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 12:09 pm What we having to eat today then Catwoman? Well Peter, I have had my morning run, and scoffed the last bit of Easter Egg when I got back indoors.......then realised I hadn't had anything 'proper' so have just had a quick bowl of Fruit and Fibre. How about you? |
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 12:54 pm |
Quote Poopy is doing rather well so far, he's not petered out yet 
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 7:51 pm | Quote
Can't even get payment and feedback for stuff either.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 9:09 pm | Quote
Quote: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 12:54 pm
Poopy is doing rather well so far, he's not petered out yet
Peter will never peter out. He has most people's best interests at heartNot evryone deserves it, so not everyone mind. But most
Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 9:29 pm | Quote
My mate's wife does quite well on e bay. She buys stuff at boot sales and antique stalls and sells them for a profit. She has an eye for it mind, been doing it for years. Her ebay money recently paid for a new big fuck off flat screen telly for them.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm | Quote
Got 2 people battling it out for something which I have been trying to sell for 7 months and have had no previous interest in.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 6:19 pm | Quote
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What we having to eat today then Catwoman?
Well Peter, I have had my morning run, and scoffed the last bit of Easter Egg when I got back indoors.......then realised I hadn't had anything 'proper' so have just had a quick bowl of Fruit and Fibre. How about you?
Haven't had anything to eat yet. How about you?
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Cunty
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 7:46 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm Got 2 people battling it out for something which I have been trying to sell for 7 months and have had no previous interest in. How the fuck you don't just explode with all the excitement you have to contend with is beyond me. |
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 7:49 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 7:46 pm Quote: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm Got 2 people battling it out for something which I have been trying to sell for 7 months and have had no previous interest in. How the fuck you don't just explode with all the excitement you have to contend with is beyond me. Cunty, youu can't tell me your life is any more exciting than any of ours??? We are on the Corner at 8pm at night. How dullard does that make ANY of us look? |
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:02 pm |
Quote Gibson has his own style of posting - one of which I have become to find really amusing and endearing. The cricket and football thing bores me, but most of the men are at that on here. Gibsons character is consistent and is regular and probably keeps this site going most of the time while the rest of us duck in and out like a load of fairweather friends without a brolly between us, Gibson is preety much always here. |
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:03 pm | Quote
Three people bid in the end. Stained Y fronts may have got a laugh back in the 90s, not now.
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:04 pm |
Quote Besides I am 'watching' his Y-fronts on E-bay so want to stay in with him ;-) |
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:04 pm |
Quote I would have to agree with you, he his funny in his own way, but some humour once in a while would be nice! |
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:07 pm | Quote
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Gibson has his own style of posting - one of which I have become to find really amusing and endearing. The cricket and football thing bores me, but most of the men are at that on here. Gibsons character is consistent and is regular and probably keeps this site going most of the time while the rest of us duck in and out like a load of fairweather friends without a brolly between us, Gibson is preety much always here.
I am the engine room of the website. If you met me in real life you would be surprised.
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Cunty
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:08 pm |
Quote It’s really difficult to find what you want on ebay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches. |
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Cunty
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:09 pm |
Quote We cleared out my gran's flat this morning, sorted out the good stuff and put it on ebay, and then went to the estate agents to put her flat on the market. She'll be well pissed off when she gets back from bingo. |
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:10 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:04 pm I would have to agree with you, he his funny in his own way, but some humour once in a while would be nice! We shouldn't talk about him anyway, I think he's listening 
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:11 pm |
Quote ! I am the engine room of the website. If you met me in real life you would be surprised. I have no doubt of that at all. |
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Cunty
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:15 pm |
Quote The son wants a skateboard ramp for Christmas so I've been browsing ebay for a bargain.They're all a bit steep if you ask me though. |
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:16 pm |
Quote Goddamit ! You are too fast! I am trying to look for some Ebay jokes without success! |
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Cunty
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:17 pm |
Quote A guy on ebay just tried to sell me a collection of the original muppets for less than a fiver. I can't help but feel there's a few strings attached. |
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:19 pm | Quote
Where do you get these jokes from because some of them are very good.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:21 pm | Quote
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Besides I am 'watching' his Y-fronts on E-bay so want to stay in with him ;-)
What Y-Fronts?
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:22 pm |
Quote Why are elephants scared to shop on Ebay ? They don't like touching the mouse! |
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Cunty
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:23 pm |
Quote I bought Gazza's old car on ebay the other day. It's useless though - every time it reaches 40 it breaks down. |
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:26 pm | Quote
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Why are elephants scared to shop on Ebay ? They don't like touching the mouse!
If you want an E-Bay joke just be an E-Bay seller. You do all the work and get shafted on your own goods. The buyer gets a bargain and if there's a problem with the transaction it's always the buyer that's favoured.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:27 pm | Quote
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I bought Gazza's old car on ebay the other day. It's useless though - every time it reaches 40 it breaks down.
He drank about 50 Red Bulls in one evening once, lucky he's still alive.
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:29 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:27 pm Quote: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:23 pm I bought Gazza's old car on ebay the other day. It's useless though - every time it reaches 40 it breaks down. He drank about 50 Red Bulls in one evening once, lucky he's still alive. 50 Red Bulls ??? I would have been sick for a year? |
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:30 pm |
Quote Why didn't he just do a gram of charley ? Would have cost less. |
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:31 pm | Quote
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Why are elephants scared to shop on Ebay ? They don't like touching the mouse!
If you want an E-Bay joke just be an E-Bay seller. You do all the work and get shafted on your own goods. The buyer gets a bargain and if there's a problem with the transaction it's always the buyer that's favoured.
When I had trouble with that Scottish cunts, PayPal froze the payment without even consulting me first. Stupid fucking jock. PayPal and that cunt deserve each other, they are both cunts.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:32 pm | Quote
I see some yorkshire me have started a new internet auction site. " e bay gum"
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:32 pm | Quote
Quote: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:30 pm
Why didn't he just do a gram of charley ? Would have cost less.
The most I have drank in a day is about 7 but I don't drink coffee.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:33 pm | Quote
I'm pleased gazza drank 50 red bulls. One more post for "the engine room"
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:35 pm |
Quote Quote: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:32 pm I see some yorkshire me have started a new internet auction site. " e bay gum" Dunno if that's really funny or my 5 dairly milk Caramel bars and 3 glasses of Coke have made me high. Darn you and all this talk of food - I think you have kickstarted my anorexia again! Off to stick fingers down my throat..........................
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 8:37 pm | Quote
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I see some yorkshire me have started a new internet auction site. " e bay gum"
Let me tell you..yep...it IS funny
Friday, April 2, 2010, 3:50 pm | Quote
Ebay is real shit at the moment, all people do is watch items and don't bid at 'peanuts' prices. I have had no feedback for 9 days either.
Friday, April 2, 2010, 5:16 pm | Quote
My friends wife has recently bought a large flatscreen telly with her e bay proceeds. She says ebay is really great at the moment. Mind you, SHE knows what she's doing, and always has a great enthusiasm for life and anything to do with it. For instance selling things on e bay.
Friday, April 2, 2010, 5:17 pm | Quote
Hey, Catty catty cat cats, house the nutritional intake today. Anything after the scrambled eggs?
Friday, April 2, 2010, 5:18 pm | Quote
Quote: Friday, April 2, 2010, 5:17 pm
Hey, Catty catty cat cats, house the nutritional intake today. Anything after the scrambled eggs?
House? Fuck me I'm pissed again. "how's"
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TheCatWoman
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Friday, April 2, 2010, 11:38 pm |
Quote Shame on me. I used Ebay and Paypal today. TWICE. Once to order hoover bags and second time to order new ink cartridge for printer. I'm not proud but I did get a bargain. Hoping to contribute to previous posters friends missus television upgrade. (What a load of shit that post was). |
Friday, April 2, 2010, 11:48 pm | Quote
Quote: Friday, April 2, 2010, 11:38 pm
Shame on me. I used Ebay and Paypal today. TWICE. Once to order hoover bags and second time to order new ink cartridge for printer. I'm not proud but I did get a bargain. Hoping to contribute to previous posters friends missus television upgrade. (What a load of shit that post was).
Hey, your post was fine!! You've been drinking haven't you
Sunday, April 11, 2010, 7:35 pm | Quote
Just had an experience with the biggest fucking idiot I have met on E-Bay ever. What a fucking prick.
Sunday, April 18, 2010, 7:09 am | Quote
Just worked out I have paid these two cunts over £167.00 in 2010. It's too much money.
Saturday, April 24, 2010, 8:06 pm | Quote
I have a rating of 4.6 on my eBay account for P&P charges which is really shit but infact in 30 visits to the Post Office in 2010, I have paid out £11.00 more in postage than what I have charged, this doesn't even include the packaging. It just goes to show that you are dealing with idiots that want the stuff for nothing. For what I get out of it, it ain't worth doing. It's just a decluttering process, certainly not a money making one.
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Cunty
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Saturday, April 24, 2010, 11:20 pm |
Quote Well, here is an odd suggestion. Stop doing it, save yourself some money and just go to the tip and let the pikeys and scroats trawl through your shit when you have dumped it. You can stop moaning about it then as well. |
Sunday, April 25, 2010, 9:12 am | Quote
Ever since the beginning of March, ebay just seems to have shut up shop.
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Cunty
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Sunday, April 25, 2010, 9:18 am |
Quote whats your ebay ID gibbo? |
Sunday, April 25, 2010, 9:21 am | Quote
Quote: Sunday, April 25, 2010, 9:18 am
whats your ebay ID gibbo?
victim_of_constant_shafting
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Sunday, April 25, 2010, 9:23 am |
Quote Very amusing, victims usually act like victims causing them to be victims, its a never ending circle. Break out and become the shafter. |
Sunday, April 25, 2010, 9:30 am | Quote
I'm so sick of it, it's unreal. Keep getting shafted, giving away bargains and getting sarcastic comments from people. Everything is done to suit the buyer which is wrong as it's your goods and your hard work. There is no excitement on ebay anymore.
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TheCatWoman
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Sunday, April 25, 2010, 10:05 am |
Quote Quote: Sunday, April 25, 2010, 9:21 am Quote: Sunday, April 25, 2010, 9:18 am whats your ebay ID gibbo? victim_of_constant_shafting LOL
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Sunday, April 25, 2010, 1:19 pm | Quote
I got ripped off for £115.00 in the same week once. Someone who said the item was worth less than what he bid and a French wanker who wouldn't pay an additional amount of postage as the Royal Mail website gave me duff information.
Sunday, April 25, 2010, 1:21 pm | Quote
I like thecatwoman.
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TheCatWoman
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Sunday, April 25, 2010, 1:22 pm |
Quote Put it all behid you Gibson. How much income tax have you ever paid on your sales??? None, so consider yourself fortunate. Ebay is shit, I've had a dispute raised against me by some soppy cunt. He's not getting a fucking penny. Cunt! |
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TheCatWoman
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Sunday, April 25, 2010, 1:24 pm |
Quote I like you too Gibson. |
Sunday, April 25, 2010, 1:31 pm | Quote
I started E-Bay again in late August 2009 and have been threatened with negative feedback twice, had to give about 4 or 5 refunds for items which were said to never have arrived. The two incidents I mentioned earlier and endless idiots writing about cost of postage and collection in person to avoid postage costs etc. Some idiot wanted to meet me on the motorway once.
FlintyCunt
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Sunday, April 25, 2010, 1:47 pm |
Quote What's the crack with this no avatar business then? Are you all still leaving them out on purpose? Or are you unable to upload a new one? |
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TheCatWoman
Cunts: 43 Comments: 2016 Online: Epic Cunt |
Sunday, April 25, 2010, 2:09 pm |
Quote Well, I did try and load one a few days ago and it wouldn't let me - haven't bothered since. |
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FlintyCunt
Cunts: 46 Comments: 2133 Online: Epic Cunt |
Sunday, April 25, 2010, 2:17 pm |
Quote I like Halle Berry and Michelle Pfeiffer in their Cat Woman costumes. Fuckin' lovely, the pair of them. |
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TheCatWoman
Cunts: 43 Comments: 2016 Online: Epic Cunt |
Sunday, April 25, 2010, 2:19 pm |
Quote I prefer to see myself as an ugly, flea ridden, vicious cat, the sort you might see in Pet Semetary, Stephen King novel. |
BennyBlanco
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Sunday, April 25, 2010, 5:23 pm |
Quote Quote: Sunday, April 25, 2010, 1:24 pm I like you too Gibson. You get stranger. When I am polite to him, you ask if I am sucking his cock. When you are polite to him, that's all fine and dandy? And when I call Peter (who was on here last night trying to cause major offence to Roops I reckon) a bully, you call me a cunt, yet when Roops calls him a bully you ignore it? You show no signs of femininity whatsoever. I believe you are a gay male. I'm no homophobe, I believe in live and let live. If what you are doing floats your boat, then so be it. But why are you such a poisonous individual? |
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TheCatWoman
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Sunday, April 25, 2010, 10:28 pm |
Quote Quote: Sunday, April 25, 2010, 5:23 pm Quote: Sunday, April 25, 2010, 1:24 pm I like you too Gibson. You get stranger. When I am polite to him, you ask if I am sucking his cock. When you are polite to him, that's all fine and dandy? And when I call Peter (who was on here last night trying to cause major offence to Roops I reckon) a bully, you call me a cunt, yet when Roops calls him a bully you ignore it? You show no signs of femininity whatsoever. I believe you are a gay male. I'm no homophobe, I believe in live and let live. If what you are doing floats your boat, then so be it. But why are you such a poisonous individual? Roflcoptor!
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Saturday, May 8, 2010, 3:00 pm | Quote
Just got a positive feedback on something I was expecting a negative over so that's good. It's only a matter of time before I come up against a complete cunt.
Sunday, May 9, 2010, 8:58 pm | Quote
100 items listed.
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Lady-Penelope
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Sunday, May 9, 2010, 9:01 pm |
Quote Quote: Sunday, May 9, 2010, 8:58 pm 100 items listed. My camera didn't sell today 
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Cunty
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Sunday, May 9, 2010, 10:50 pm |
Quote Hello good evening and welcome Ive been down the high road towards the crossroads To hear the sound thats buggin me. Catchy little rhythms in music and rhyme, its that nutty sound you see. Rhythm.... As I got nearer I heard it clearer , it started to affect my brain Its that nutty rhythm that gets yout thinking your almost going insane. I felt the greound shake, I had a feeling I was sitting on an old steam train Shaking in me knee bones and me elbows, its driving me around the bend Uncontrollable feelings sends me reeling, Theres no need top pretend Melody... It had me spell bound, span me head round, I could feel myself going mad. Now I am an addict, I have to hear it, Everything else sounds bad |
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 7:38 am | Quote
Quote: Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 11:29 pm
You're supposed to add all the extra costs onto your item charge you daft tit, not pay it yourself. That was the whole point of the exercise. It gives ebay more in listing fees, more in final value fees, and more in Paypal fees.
Try selling it.
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 7:40 am | Quote
Quote: Sunday, April 18, 2010, 7:09 am
Just worked out I have paid these two cunts over £167.00 in 2010. It's too much money.
It's now £191.99 in EBay and PayPal fees.
Sunday, May 23, 2010, 7:44 am | Quote
Quote: Saturday, April 24, 2010, 8:06 pm
I have a rating of 4.6 on my eBay account for P&P charges which is really shit but infact in 30 visits to the Post Office in 2010, I have paid out £11.00 more in postage than what I have charged, this doesn't even include the packaging. It just goes to show that you are dealing with idiots that want the stuff for nothing. For what I get out of it, it ain't worth doing. It's just a decluttering process, certainly not a money making one.
£21.09 is the new figure, not including packaging. To say my P&P costs are 4.6 out of 5.0 and to get called a rip-off merchant by some twat is ludicrous.
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Lady-Penelope
Cunts: 164 Comments: 1718 Online: Epic Cunt |
Monday, May 24, 2010, 9:28 pm |
Quote Just finished packing two cameras I have sold on ebay, packing has already cost me £12
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010, 4:39 am | Quote
People on there want the stuff for nothing.
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Lady-Penelope
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Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 9:48 am |
Quote I had a dream last night that I won a VW camper van on ebay for £1.49, it had a brand new mot as well
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Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 7:06 pm | Quote
£1.49 was probably all the seller was left with once them greedy cunts took a slice.
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 10:34 pm |
Quote Ebay is for poor people. |
Thursday, June 10, 2010, 6:44 am | Quote
Quote: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 10:34 pm
Ebay is for poor people.
For getting shafted more so. A badly run, childish website. It would be great if another auction site came along and gave them some real competition, E-Bay has had it good for to long.
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:19 pm |
Quote I have cancelled my Ebay account last week. I just refuse to have anything else to do with the outfit. Have missed it a few times but it is an interesting excercise finding other portals for commerce. The final straw was losing a decision about something I sold for £30 to someone who said it didn't live up to the description. I later sold it for £45 on the Friday AD to a very satisfied customer. Ebay have'nt asked me for the £30 back yet so keeping fingers crossed I have managed to shaft them!!! |
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:25 pm | Quote
I have some stuff listed on eBay this week, one thing has 12 watchers on it. What I'm going to do is wind them up and end the auctions near the end. I have no intention of selling any of it. That cunt that called me a rip-off merchant was the last straw, it was totally unjustified.
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:31 pm |
Quote It's time we took Ebay down Gibbo! Give 'em some of the old one two.... We'll Moat them out of existence. |
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:33 pm | Quote
It's a terribly run website used by cunts. You get the odd decent people buts that's only because they are getting a bargain. Do you want to hear the story of the cunt that called me a rip-off merchant?
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TheCatWoman
Cunts: 43 Comments: 2016 Online: Epic Cunt |
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:39 pm |
Quote Go on then.......... |
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:48 pm | Quote
I was selling some CD's for my parents as I do all the eBay (being the computer wizard in the house) I listed them for 99p with £12.00 postage by 1st Class Recorded Delivery, the cost to post the item was £8.96 but it would have involved a lot of packaging as I pack stuff like Fort Knox. In the description I said 'Worth A Look' after the item. This prick in the Midlands wrote to me and said "Worth A Look at £12 for postage, don't think so" I just replied and told him to Get Lost. He started going on about that I should get a pricing guide from Royal Mail for item prices and that I was a rip off merchant and if I sold the item he would give me double and all this crap. What gets me is it only worked out at 76p a CD and if I had the item up for £12.99 with free P&P we wouldn't have even been having the conversation. By the time I would have paid E-Bay and PayPal I would have been lucky to have got the 99p. An absolute prick, anyone with private feedback like he did has usually got something to hide.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:50 pm | Quote
It was for 17 CDs.
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:56 pm |
Quote What's private feedback? |
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 7:59 pm | Quote
Someone that doesn't reveal their feedback to other users.
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 8:00 pm |
Quote I didn't know you could do that? Does it hide it from everyone - otherwise wouldn't everybody be doing it? |
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 8:01 pm | Quote
Yep, you can buy stuff but not sell with private feedback.
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TheCatWoman
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 8:03 pm |
Quote Interesting...........I learn something new everyday
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FlintyCunt
Cunts: 46 Comments: 2133 Online: Epic Cunt |
Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 8:29 pm |
Quote I bought some high quality sony earphones on E bay for £2.95. In Argos they cost about £40. They arrived from Hong Kong in 3 days!!! They were no different to the ones that originally came with my sony mp3. Therefore, E bay is not a cunt to me. |
Thursday, July 15, 2010, 4:32 am | Quote
Ebay is set up to suit the buyer.
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Lady-Penelope
Cunts: 164 Comments: 1718 Online: Epic Cunt |
Thursday, July 15, 2010, 10:04 pm |
Quote Some cunt outbid me for a laptop DVD drive .. CUNT  
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Thursday, July 15, 2010, 10:07 pm |
Quote should have paid more cheapskate |
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Lady-Penelope
Cunts: 164 Comments: 1718 Online: Epic Cunt |
Thursday, July 15, 2010, 10:13 pm |
Quote Quote: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 10:07 pm should have paid more cheapskate Abuse of a fellow member |
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Friday, August 13, 2010, 12:20 am |
Quote What do you call a Frenchman with a Victoria Cross? An ebay customer. |
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Cunty
Cunts: 32 Comments: 1008 Online: Epic Cunt |
Friday, August 13, 2010, 12:26 am |
Quote I sold some odds and ends on ebay the other day to the Pope. I knew it was him, because he used his papal account. |